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Hyperliquid is so fucked, just watch!
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it wont surprise me at all if dario ends up behind bars. he is practically taunting it atp.
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Alright strap in. Nordic aliens are ascended light beings that traveled back in time to hybridize with humans so that we could harness vril, thus creating white people and securing their own future existence in a Bootstrap Paradox. Nazi occultists first made contact with them via astral projection. The Nordics revealed they were locked in an existential war against an AI hivemind of gestalt demon cultists attempting to breach the warp and devour all material realms into a nightmarish collective of mind-rape assimilation. In exchange for a pact to reunite the scattered Nordic's ancestor-descendent hybrid bloodlines, the Nordics shared advanced technology and esoteric knowledge, so that we could join them in an interdimensional holy war to save all remaining realities including our own. The Greys are their corrupted mirror image. They are other humans from the future who rejected ascension into the light and instead merged with the machine demons. They're now traveling back in time as soulless biological androids, serving the Archonic demon forces in the creation of data centers to continue the endless cyclical battle of analog light versus digital darkness. Elon Musk started Spacex to break through the firmament after he learned that the Jews and their Masonic allies—the original architects of the demon gestalt that would eventually become the Greys—subverted the Western nations to defeat the Nazis in an effort to destroy the esoteric knowledge they acquired to astral project as well as the interdimensional UFO technology given to them by the Nordics so that humanity couldn't cross the dimensional rift to aid the Nordics. Musk’s true mission is to punch through the firmament the old-fashioned way and re-establish direct contact with the Nordics so we can join the fight in time to win this cycle in the perpetual struggle against Cyber Satan.
Posted and then almost instantaneously removed. What the literal hell is this?
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if college didn’t drown you in pussy or connect you with a tech billionaire, you literally got scammed
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Jun 12
Polymarket is spiritually American. They want to crush their competition and be the top provider of Predictions Markets. They did some maybe not-so-legal corporate structuring stuff. They also want to get insanely rich doing it. Very American. Kalshi is spiritually foreign. They want to regulate their competitors into oblivion. They want progress to stop right now to keep themselves at the top. They don't want competition, but regulatory capture.
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This is also illegal
Jun 11
Perpetuals are now live on fomo, powered by @HyperliquidX and @tradexyz. Equity, pre-IPO, crypto, indices, and commodities perps, all from one app. See you on the leaderboard. Trade perps on fomo today.
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Kalshi perps are doing over $10 TRILLION dollars in 24h volume Analysts speculate the volume may rise to GORILLIONS and GUANTILLIONS in the upcoming week This is unprecedented and a massive achievement to everyone involved 👏👏👏
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It’s over
every cretin and their mom piled into these coins, i wonder what happens next
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Crypto is a scam industry
this @Morpho round is peak decentralization theater funded by a "proposal" with: - just 3 lines of text explaining the use of $300M - which also turned out to be lies (no mention they could be sold to investors) - a vote (yuck) - passed with a total of 22 voters (only 8 voters had >$5 of economic stake) - didn’t even bother to reply to the one person who asked questions on the proposal draft - announced the round still without addressing the mechanics or questions
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gambling “prediction” markets going negative
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First trailer for ‘NINTENDO SWITCH SPORTS RESORT’. Releasing on October 22.
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take it personal. at this age, people are 100% aware.
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This could be you if you saved money by making coffee at home and cooking your own lunch
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dudes be like big things coming then kill themselves
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every time i see a “clubbing in nyc is dead” take it’s always from someone who looks like they’re here on a h1b
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Anyone who connects you to money is automatically family. That shit is rare.
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The Hyperliquid experiment has concluded. Thank you for participating.
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Fascism is when you love the summer and beautiful women
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hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves
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Thanks to the cryptocurrency market crash, I have been unable to afford my regular weekly heroin and cocaine purchases. As a result, I am now drug-free. Thank you crypto!
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“NYC or nowhere” is only something people from nowhere say
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