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Joined March 2013
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Please can people share? Two 12 year olds missing from Oswestry, Shropshire since 16:00 on 19 March
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hi @lufccp @SamDrewett4 @Radebe_Leeds @ingham37 @Easty_LUFC @lllufc @WaccoeOnline @TheSquareBall painting ive done of #lufc #leedsunited #ellandroad prints available now just Β£15 a3 size @ jkmartwork.com RT's appreciated
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Super Hans: Happy Christmas, motherfucker!
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If I could spend Christmas writing and sleeping, dearest, that would be wonderful! Franz Kafka, 1912.
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Any messages in the group chat sent earlier than 10am are intentional attempts to cut me out of the conversation
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Prince Charles:
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Jez: Blah blah blah blah blah blah Mark! Nothing means anything! It's all just shit, the whole thing! Games, snacks, fires, man, woman, love. β€˜Cause we're all gonna end up in the cold, deep ground, and that's all there is, OK?
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property show
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This devastating testimony reveals the abject cruelty being inflicted on refugees facing deportation to Rwanda. It is a policy that shames our nation. (Voiced by an actor to protect him from retribution from the Home Office)
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Would've been embarrassed if I didn't get this from the first second #Heardle πŸ”ŠπŸŸ©β¬œοΈβ¬œοΈβ¬œοΈβ¬œοΈβ¬œοΈ heardle.app

Why does this wolf look like he's hatched an evil plan and laughing about it
People love adding the Curb theme tune to things that are not remotely Curb-like
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Kalvin is every Leeds fan right now! πŸ’™πŸ’›πŸ€#LUFC #MOT
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Mark: (Ugh, Simon.)
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Bereft. Unforgivable
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Leeds United can confirm the club have parted company with head coach Marcelo Bielsa
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Actually don't think football will be worth watching/following without Bielsa
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Simon Moriarty retweeted
Are you "hungover"? Or is capitalism not giving your body the time it needs to heal from hanging out with your homies?
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Ok so I've started Wordling and obviously I love it but how do you cope with only doing one a day, why can't I just Wordle all day long?
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