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David Warner’s career ended on Stuart Broad’s birthday. Rabbit.
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Almost a whole unit of alcohol. Congrats.
Nothing has ever made me prouder to be an American.
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Ex-Channel 4 News host Jon Snow reveals he has Alzheimer's bbc.in/4axmcvo
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I want to be watching this GAY ROOT for hours.
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The Home Of Cricket pitch is either complete shite or a slow, bore. SORT IT OUT.
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Huge implications if true
JUST IN: Palantir CEO Alex Karp reveals he can “dead hang” for 5m30s — an estimated top 0.01% performance among men.
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Good thing Bashir is playing
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The Art Of The Deal
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JUST IN: US-Iran peace deal reportedly includes $300 billion reconstruction fund for Iran, per NYT
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Love this content.
Replying to @_BoldPolitics
@ZackPolanski - this is magnificent. Three things I can’t deny: 1. It is a video. 2. You are wearing a jacket. 3. Then you aren’t. 4. Then you are again. Unfortunately that’s where the accuracy ends. A few corrections for you: Peter Thiel is not our CEO. Alex Karp is — and has been for 20 years. (A lifelong Democrat, for anyone keeping score.) We are not a “spyware company.” Spyware is malware. Malware is illegal. Calling a software company spyware is, technically, defamatory (don’t worry, we are not suing). We don’t build surveillance technology. We build software that helps organisations make sense of data they already hold. Not the same thing. There was no “private tour” of our HQ. There was a public photocall to which the media came. Hence, why there are so many pictures of the event. Our MOD contract is not “the biggest defence contract in UK history.” Ajax armoured vehicles = £5.5bn. Dreadnought submarines = £31bn. We’re grateful for the work, but let’s keep a sense of scale. We have no more access to NHS data than Microsoft has to the contents of your Word documents. I think you know this by now. We don’t have access to patient medical records. Same story. I agree that “nothing matters more than our health.” Which makes it worth reminding you of what Palantir’s software is actually doing in the NHS right now: ->110,000 additional operations ->15% fewer delayed hospital discharges ->7% more patients finding out within 28 days whether they have cancer Respect again for what you did with that jacket.
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When does Trump start talking about Epstein to distract from the war?
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Guardian columnist Zoe Williams claims the reason we don't have mixed football teams is because “women are too good”. 🙄 Now, I’m no expert on football - but you don’t need to be. You can see it with your own eyes. Watch an elite men’s match and an elite women’s match side by side. The men are, on average, quicker, stronger and more powerful - which changes the pace, intensity and physicality of the game. Saying that doesn’t diminish women’s football. It’s simply acknowledging reality. Men’s and women’s football are different - because men and women are different. This isn’t really about Williams - it’s about the kind of baseless arguments that get bandied around to justify men in women’s sports and spaces. Including by women themselves.
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🚨 BREAKING: Donald Trump suggests the UK is no longer a "great ally" and "we will remember"
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He thought he put his opponent in an impossible situation and then bro does this…

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Prob cost a world cup.
Just how costly could this Harry Brook drop be for England? 😮 #BBCCricket #T20WorldCup
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That Harry Brook drop…
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How do you get 104 off 47 and lose ffs?!
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Jog on then.
For those writing that I’m with the England Lions team… I am not. I am with my young family in Dubai…sure the England Lions security staff will be doing all they can to get them out of Abu Dhabi but I am trying to keep my family safe and get us out of here!!
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Ayatollah Pies
🚨 Breaking, Rāyān Vinklapor, Head of Media in Iran, was eliminated. #Iran #Israel #usa #airstrikes
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Can you get us home???
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Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.
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