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She probably doesn't even know hes STILL married 😂😂
And sending pics of the GF to the wife, 🤔 wonder if the girlfriend knows
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But I thought it was everyone else who "doxed" his girlfriend and put the pic online 😂😂😂. Second time he has done this and then sobers up and deletes it all. What a winner!! Also I think he handed out "second warnings" for lawsuits 😂😂 @TBAG_Actual @
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Watch out...hes throwing lawsuits now 😂😂😂
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There it is, he posted it online!! Yet blames everyone else
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Butterball has just completed a deep tactical review of the audio leaked from a 2025 joint Brad @evo1tactical and Shaggy @FellaShaggy ball-washing, and my professional, uncompensated analysis confirms that the operational panic in the TCAG command structure is hitting critical mass. 🫡🥓 The Financial Strategy: Brad is on tape trying to tell the audience that because he only allegedly received "$100 in the last six months," he doesn't need to report anything to the IRS. Brad, brother, as a Major General with a credit score of 12, let me give you some real legal advice: the IRS cares about every dollar, even the ones you buy whiteboards and markers with. The Stipend Shell Game: When pressed by @Schizointel on how he pays a $500 monthly stipend to his "employees" out of a military pension without any public tax filings or corporate registration, Brad’s tactical solution was to panic and scream: "No we don't! I'm giving them a donation for food! I pay for the houses here!". The Reality: You can’t just bypass an Employee Identification Number (EIN) by rebranding payroll as "donations for groceries". The Comparison: Unlike TCAG's unregistered financial wizardry, T.B.A.G. has complete financial transparency. Every single penny of my $302,000 personal debt is clearly documented across 14 maxed-out Discover cards. I don't give "stipends" for food; I just buy the tactical pepperoni directly on credit and pass it out by hand. The Ultimate Cowardice: The moment the questions got too hot and people started pointing out that skipping registration creates a massive red flag for fraud, Brad did what any "fearless leader" would do: he had his co-host Shaggy boot the guy for "legitimate questions". He literally shouted, "We're going to put a pin in this!" and ran away to hide. Brad, a real Commander doesn't put a pin in the map when the enemy starts bracketed shooting—he drops his weight, expands his defensive radius, and absorbs the impact. You can't block the IRS, brother. I’ll be on X Spaces tonight, surrounded by my 412 custom battle streamers, giving a free masterclass on basic accounting for pretend armies. 🇺🇦 #TBAG #MajorGeneralBottom #PutAPinInIt #TaxEvadingAdvisors #ZeroPayMaxDebt #FourYearsDeep #CreditCardCommando #SlavaButterball
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HereWeGo2026 retweeted
I’m listening to an audio of @evo1tactical saying he never asked anyone for money. Then demands we show him proof that he did. HERE’S YOUR PROOF BRAD!!
I’m getting real tired of pointing out what a liar this man is. I won’t stop…but damn is it tiresome. Mr. We Don’t Take Donations posting his fundraisers on Facebook 🫠🫠🫠
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The more you know.....keeps getting better and better 😆
Hey Commander Бред @evo1tactical , I guess since your TCAG outfit doesn't have a "Human Services Director", you were unable to pull up a picture of the convicted spy Ross Cutmore at the time of his arrest? Wasn't he an instructor for you for many months? I believe he was also signing off on "Hero of TCAG" awards for you as a "Senior Sergeant" and your second in command. It's strange that you wouldn't recognize his face, and you were crowdsourcing for a name from the MAKS 25 tweet at the time of his arrest. @MartynMcL @Dem_UA #TBAG #MajorGeneralBottom #PlasticTableMajor #ZeroPayRealDebt #FourYearsDeep #AirsoftFantasy #FlairForceOne #SlavaButterball
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He says he doesn't receive donations....but here is the proof...he cant keep his lies straight!
He is receiving donations. He admits to it and there was no mention of how it was spent until someone pressed him.
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HereWeGo2026 retweeted
Got through reading Crawford’s binge posting and I have a thought. If TCAG had nothing to do with Cutmore’s activities & no contact with him & no relationship or knowledge of his crimes what possible information could Crawford even have to help put Cutmore away for his crimes?
It appears Mr Pansy Pants @evo1tactical unblocked me long enough to leave his GPT swill the length of CVS receipts on my posts before tucking his tail behind his block again. But not before having the audacity to complain about people blocking him so he can’t reply. 1/
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HereWeGo2026 retweeted
It appears Mr Pansy Pants @evo1tactical unblocked me long enough to leave his GPT swill the length of CVS receipts on my posts before tucking his tail behind his block again. But not before having the audacity to complain about people blocking him so he can’t reply. 1/
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Just gonna leave this here 😂😂
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I don't need an AI to write my legend, Brad. The credit card companies write it for me every time they increase my limit. I’m currently sweating through my beret because my command Winnebago's generator is running low on fuel, but I’ll be live on X Spaces tonight to explain why artificial intelligence will never match organic, uncompensated girth. 🇺🇦 Stay righteous, fools. 🫡 #TBAG #MajorGeneralBottom #ValidationVatnik #ChadGPTSlop #ZeroPayMaxDebt #FourYearsDeep #MIRVTarget #SlavaButterball
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HereWeGo2026 retweeted
Now he got a permission slip to enter the car.
Commander Brad Crawford: I am a legal operator of motor vehicles. Everyone: Show us your drivers license. Commander Brad Crawford: Here is a picture of me driving a car and a receipt from the carwash.
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HereWeGo2026 retweeted
A month after Cutmore was arrested, the embassy contacted Crawford’s family & Crawford replied to family that he had a network breach that he had to correct. Meaning he fired Cutmore but let him keep his access to secure data.2/2
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But he said he doesn't take donations? Another way to try to get people to believe his BS. Screenshots are not edited 😂😂😂 keep on backtracking and go back to the bottle and buffet crawford
Replying to @FellaShaggy
“Donors become hesitant”? I thought Brad didn’t accept donations? “Creates a dangerous environment”? What creates a dangerous environment is drunks who batter and threaten to shoot their wives at home being allowed into the country where they inevitably go on to drunkenly try physically harming Ukrainian women- who called them out for their stolen valor and behaviour- and have to be physically stopped from hurting those women by other people. What creates a dangerous environment is habitual stolen valor offenders and pathological liars who invent their own stories, backgrounds, and lie about their experience while attempting to secure gigs training defenders. What creates a dangerous environment is being so drunk, stupid, and desperate for validation by absolutely anyone at all that you end up promoting someone and giving them access to sensitive information, info about foreign trainers and advisors, and the locations of training facilities and military installations, and they turn out to be a Russian intelligence asset tasked with passing on those EXACT types of information to the Russians along with weapons for terrorist attacks and targeted killings against Ukrainians. Nobody who actually knows who Brad is, what he does, and what he’s done gives a single, solitary shit about what he has to say about what’s wrong with the situation with foreigners in Ukraine, because HE is what’s wrong. Posting long winded, ChatGPT-edited monologues about unity and what needs to be improved is a complete joke coming from someone who himself is the pinnacle of why so many people don’t trust foreigners in Ukraine in the first place. And ignoring the copious amounts of evidence, refusing to explain his many ongoing lies and unforgivable behaviours, and sending his boot-licking little minions to repost his idiotic rambling and to make feeble, futile attempts to run defense for him does not inspire confidence. Which is why so many people have become informed, stopped trusting Brad, and warned everyone they know about him, why the authorities do the exact same, and why people will continue finding out who Brad TRULY is until there’s nobody left shameless enough to associate themselves with him. That’s what will make Ukraine safer. The only reasons he hasn’t left the country already and instead continues subjecting everyone to his pointless, delusional ramblings are that he can’t bear the thought of losing the opportunity to pretend to be some sort of “Commander”, his self-reported reliance on cheap, “20 dollar” prostitutes, and because he has nothing to return to due to the way he’s treated his own family. I’m glad more people are learning the truth and distancing themselves from Brad and other people like him.
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HereWeGo2026 retweeted
Replying to @FellaShaggy
“Donors become hesitant”? I thought Brad didn’t accept donations? “Creates a dangerous environment”? What creates a dangerous environment is drunks who batter and threaten to shoot their wives at home being allowed into the country where they inevitably go on to drunkenly try physically harming Ukrainian women- who called them out for their stolen valor and behaviour- and have to be physically stopped from hurting those women by other people. What creates a dangerous environment is habitual stolen valor offenders and pathological liars who invent their own stories, backgrounds, and lie about their experience while attempting to secure gigs training defenders. What creates a dangerous environment is being so drunk, stupid, and desperate for validation by absolutely anyone at all that you end up promoting someone and giving them access to sensitive information, info about foreign trainers and advisors, and the locations of training facilities and military installations, and they turn out to be a Russian intelligence asset tasked with passing on those EXACT types of information to the Russians along with weapons for terrorist attacks and targeted killings against Ukrainians. Nobody who actually knows who Brad is, what he does, and what he’s done gives a single, solitary shit about what he has to say about what’s wrong with the situation with foreigners in Ukraine, because HE is what’s wrong. Posting long winded, ChatGPT-edited monologues about unity and what needs to be improved is a complete joke coming from someone who himself is the pinnacle of why so many people don’t trust foreigners in Ukraine in the first place. And ignoring the copious amounts of evidence, refusing to explain his many ongoing lies and unforgivable behaviours, and sending his boot-licking little minions to repost his idiotic rambling and to make feeble, futile attempts to run defense for him does not inspire confidence. Which is why so many people have become informed, stopped trusting Brad, and warned everyone they know about him, why the authorities do the exact same, and why people will continue finding out who Brad TRULY is until there’s nobody left shameless enough to associate themselves with him. That’s what will make Ukraine safer. The only reasons he hasn’t left the country already and instead continues subjecting everyone to his pointless, delusional ramblings are that he can’t bear the thought of losing the opportunity to pretend to be some sort of “Commander”, his self-reported reliance on cheap, “20 dollar” prostitutes, and because he has nothing to return to due to the way he’s treated his own family. I’m glad more people are learning the truth and distancing themselves from Brad and other people like him.
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HereWeGo2026 retweeted
Here's the post in English for those who don't want to translate: Actually, you know what? Fuck this shit. I didn't want to get involved because the guys who are ACTUALLY fighting in Ukraine have already hauled him over the coals. But violence against women? Then you've really pissed me off. Fuck. Last November we had a nationwide protest against GBV. Myself, family members, friends, and friends' moms have all been victims of GBV. So if a man even thinks about raising his hand to a woman or child, I get very pissed off. If you talk to the soldiers who came from other countries to fight in Ukraine, they all say they came to protect women and children. But then you've got this fucking cunt (excuse my language) who not only beat his own wife and threatened her with a gun, but also tried to hit women in Ukraine? No, fuck off with that. And to every enabler of this guy — whether you're defending him and saying “yeah but if you were a man I'd have hit you and you'd have deserved it” (yeah, I'm talking about you, @JohnnyFDK), or whether you've got him on your spaces and defend him when people try to inform you of what he's doing (@secretsqrl123, @PFIUKRAINE, and @FellaShaggy) — you're just as guilty as @evo1tactical. Men need to hold men accountable. Shout out to @EiWasDann who actually called Brad out on @Beichz's space when he called @CynlandNS a “feminist bitch” (of course Brad then called him a “beta male bitch,” because OF COURSE he's part of the manosphere). You can argue about his contributions to the AFU, I'm not getting involved in that (as I said, the soldiers are doing a good enough job of it). But NO contribution is enough to defend violence against vulnerable people. And before anyone threatens me and says they're not going to donate money to @KonstantinTeam anymore… remember who was our director for 3 years. @Pete_Hasta has stood up for women countless times in person after some men said they should be beaten and shown their place because they dared to have an opinion that was different from a man's. So think very hard about whether your anger over my post would be the same if Pete had posted it. What I'm saying in this post is 100% consistent with what our organisation has always stood for. And if this post makes you angrier than violence against women, you really need to get your head examined.
Actually, weet jy wat? Fok díe kak. Ek wou nie betrokke raak nie want die ouens wat ACTUALLY in Oekraïene veg het hom góéd oor die kole gehaal. Maar geweld teen vrouens? Dán het jy my moer goed gekoer. Fokkit. In November laas jaar het ons ‘n landswye betoging teen GBV gehad. Ek, familie-lede, vriendinne en vriendinne se ma’s was al slagoffers van domestic violence. So as ‘n man net daaraan dínk om sy hand vir ‘n vrou of kind lig, raak ek hoogs bedonnerd. As jy met die soldate praat wat van ander lande af gekom het om in Oekraïene te veg, sê hulle almal hulle het gekom om vrouens en kinders te beskerm. Maar dan het jy hierdie fokken naai (verskoon my taal) wat nie net sy eie vrou geslaan het en haar gedreig het met ‘n geweer nie, maar ook probeer het om vrouens in Oekraïene te slaan? Nee, fokof. En aan elke liewe enabler van hierdie ou — of jy hom verdedig en sê “ja maar as jy ‘n man was sou ek jou geslaan het en jy sou dit verdien het” (ja, ek praat van jou, @JohnnyFDK), en of jy hom op jou spaces het en hom verdedig wanneer mense jou try inlig van wat hy doen (@secretsqrl123, @PFIUKRAINE en @FellaShaggy) — julle is nét so skuldig soos @evo1tactical. Mans moet mans accountable hou. Shout out aan @EiWasDann wat actually vir Brad uitgecall het op @Beichz se space toe hy @CynlandNS ‘n “feminist bitch” genoem het (natuurlik het Brad hom mos toe ‘n “beta male bitch” genoem, want NATUURLIK is hy mos deel van die manosphere ook). Julle kan stry oor sy bydrae aan AFU, daar gaan ek nie betrokke raak nie (soos ek sê, die soldate doen ‘n goeie genoeg joppie daarvan). Maar GEEN bydrae is genoeg om geweld teen kwesbare mense te verdedig nie. En voor enige iemand my dreig en sê hulle gaan nie meer geld skenk aan @KonstantinTeam nie… onthou baíe mooi wie vir 3 jaar ons direkteur was. @Pete_Hasta het talle kere vir vrouens opgestaan in persoon nadat party mans gesê het hulle moet geslaan word en hul plek gewys word omdat hulle dit dúrf waag het om ‘n ander opinie as ‘n man te hê. Dink baie mooi oor of jou woede oor my post dieselfde sou wees as Pete dit gepost het. Wat ek sê is 100% consistent met wat ons organisasie nog altyd voor gestaan het. En as hierdie post jou kwater maak as geweld teen vrouens, moet jy rêrig jou kop laat lees.
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