Before the rise of the Woke Right and blatant antisemites like Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens, I didn't really pay much attention to Israel.
It was a place I always wanted to visit because that's where my Lord and Savior lived, but other than that and recognizing that it's the lone Democracy in the Middle East, I never cared all that much.
Then, the most insane things kept coming out, and I had to research them myself. Here are 5 of the worst and my discoveries:
1. "Greater Israel" Plot.
This is the stupidest one of all. Israel’s master plan is supposedly to conquer from the Nile to the Euphrates while simultaneously begging for peace treaties and returning land. Repeatedly giving away territory for a handshake that never comes is the worse "secret empire" I've ever seen in history. This one’s just recycled Protocols of the Elders of Zion with better graphics.
2. “Israel Is Committing Genocide in Gaza”
Because when you drop leaflets, send door-knockers, and let in more food than before the war, that’s clearly textbook extermination. Hamas starts the slaughter, hides behind civilians, and the world’s verdict? Israel’s the Nazi. Genius inversion: 10/10 for moral clarity.
3. “Israel Deliberately Starves Gaza”
Yeah, those evil Jews engineered a famine by… facilitating record aid trucks while Hamas steals it all and sells it on the black market. Starvation so fake even the post-war calorie counts laughed. But hey, who needs facts when performative outrage looks better on TikTok?
4. “October 7 Was a False Flag / Wildly Exaggerated”
Video evidence, bodycams, mass rapes, burned bodies must be a Netanyahu CGI special. Nothing says “inside job” like Hamas live-streaming their own massacre for the world to see. Holocaust denial’s cooler cousin has entered the chat.
5. “Israel Is Just a European Colonial Invention”
Jews: indigenous for 3,000 years, kicked out by Romans, Arabs, Ottomans, etc., finally crawling home after pogroms and Auschwitz. World: “Cute story, but you’re actually white invaders with no connection.” Because history only counts when it’s convenient for the narrative.
Now, we see the constant cry of AIPAC. 🤦♀️
AIPAC only plays in the minors, and the CCP, Qatar and Saudi Arabia push more money into our country to indoctrinate the youth and buy off candidates than AIPAC ever thought about doing.
This is all so deranged and lopsided that I feel like I'm in the middle of Covid again! These mindless idiots keep spewing this insane garbage like broken, retarded parrots. The worst part? They think they're smart...