Joined May 2018
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When I want someone to F off now I know there’s different levels
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Namaste 🙏🏼 with Tom Brady #thegoat🐐 @goatyoga_houston @ NettBar instagram.com/p/CNOB1MepLgY/…

Happy Birthday my love! Here’s to so many more years to come! Cheers and beers to 30 years 🍻 #dirty30 instagram.com/p/CMkqONDp5dR/…

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Trying to be like these young kids. Doing #TikTok #FYP
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I asked for lots of pickles on my Subway Italian BMT the lady doesn’t put a lot on. I repeat lots and she puts one extra on. ONE 🥒
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There’s my girl @MuddySoul supporting me! @CageShow vote for Cage
17 Jul 2019
Replying to @CageShow
Oh geez!! I hope it’s not @GivenSamantha ! @CageShow you need to take one for the team.... #JustSaying
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Meal prep lesson 1: if your cuttin jalapeño don’t touch your nose. My shit on 🔥
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Taking a bath already 2 minutes in I’m sweating and bored. I don’t get how people enjoy this torture
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Only 30mins into our roadtrip and the hubby goes you can’t drive if you have only one eye right .... 🧐👀
I’m the best wifey. There isn’t enough raviolis for the both of us so instead I made myself mozzarella sticks so he can eat the ravioli #winning #dinnerdate
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