Joined Twitter on March 5, 2011. Regretted it on March 6, 2011. Could crush it in the market, but it's much more gratifying writing about it.
Joined March 2011
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Apr 20
RIP to one of my first sports heroes... even if he DID graduate from USC.
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Mar 31
Nothing like a good layoff story to get the investor juices flowing. Needless to say, that flow is about to be a flood: marketwatch.com/story/oracle…
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The median midterm year drawdown is 15.6% .. S&P 500 1950-2022
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Feb 12
Wild market. We haven't seen anything like this since the dotcom bubble burst.
Over the last 8 sessions, 115 stocks in the S&P 500 have decline 7% or more in a single day.
The average drawdown when that happens is 34%. Right now we're 1.5% below the all-time high.
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14 Nov 2025
If nothing else, Mamadani was worth voting for just to elicit reactions like this
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10 Sep 2025
Actual convo last week...
Me: Honey, we can't have a third of our retirement wrapped up in $ORCL stock. Dumb. Way too risky.
My wife: You sure about that?
Me: Sorry, just sold. I'm a pro. You'll thank me later.
(Technically, it IS later. No thank you, though)
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3 Sep 2025
Caught @TonyHinchcliffe and @joerogan at the Mothership last night. What I could see through the 10-gallon hat blocking the view anyway. Show was great, but the crowd? The Facebook comments section brought to life. “Lock up Fauci!” “Build the wall.” Consider this a PSA.
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26 Aug 2025
The confusion is real
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27 Apr 2025
How the Warriors gonna win if this is allowed on Steph? x.com/BiasedSC30fan/status/1…
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24 Apr 2025
Tracks. My mom loves telling me all about how Elon Musk keeps sliding into her DMs.
24 Apr 2025
Still falling for the ol' Nigerian prince scam? Apparently so, considering that cyber crooks, using some rather low-tech scams, made off with $16B last year, per a report from the @FBI this week: reuters.com/world/us/fbi-say… #insurance #risk #hacking #cyber
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25 Mar 2025
"What we're facing is potentially comparable to Thatcher's first 2 years as PM [when] the U.K. experienced one of the deepest recessions since WWII. That's the kind of economic pain we could be talking about here, but potentially on an even larger scale"
25 Mar 2025
He says he's mostly optimistic about the U.S. #economy, but you wouldn't know it from some of the points he makes in this compelling interview: insurancethoughtleadership.c…
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7 Mar 2025
Surf's up and the Paragon Rider is out. Dive on in... the water's warm: linkedin.com/pulse/beta-babi… #insurance #cyclonealfred
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20 Feb 2025
Should the S&P 500 finish February higher, that would mean stocks gained in both Jan and Feb.
Rest of year? Higher 93.1% of the time and up 12.3% on avg.
Full year up nearly 20% on avg. Wouldn't that drive the permabears mad?
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17 Feb 2025
If something tragic should ever befall me on the #golf course, just know that I died doing something I really hate.
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28 Jan 2025
We can finally put this ugly chapter in American history behind us. Thanks, Google Maps! 🙄 reuters.com/world/us/google-…
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