Relational database fan and nice person. Generally.
Joined January 2015
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1 Sep 2022
ALT Susan Collins holding a football, in the style of a Peanuts cartoon
1 Sep 2022
Sen. Chuck Grassley is the 10th GOP co-sponsor of the Senate's bipartisan Electoral Count Act reform bill, his office confirms. If all Dems in favor, that gives it a filibuster-proof Senate majority
Collins: "I'm excited about that. And I think there is other Republican support"
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8 May 2021
people are going to get a shot, get the money, then go run to their car, pop on a fake mustache, and get the shot again. we have seen how this works at costco sample kiosks
$3 billion to get another 30 million people vaccinated is a no brainer.
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3 Oct 2020
In one of the slacks I'm in, we felt we didn't have the right emoji to properly capture the amazing karma of recent events... so @sliceydoo conceived of and a colleague not on this hellsite made this. Use it in good health.
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21 Feb 2020
businessinsider.com/trump-ad… great opportunity for folks to learn how to temporarily block specific websites on a router, then make up a reason to go visit their relatives the day before
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23 Nov 2019
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Shitposts in the dregs of a political tweet. I watched Bird scooters glitter in the dark near the WeWork headquarters. All those moments will be lost in time... like billionaire tears in rain... Time to die. nationalpost.com/entertainme…
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1 Jan 2018
@UberEats I'm very disappointed I did not receive my medium fanta and no one answered when I called to complain
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29 Dec 2017
While watching Lord of the Rings,
@amandasfdc - “it’s like J.K. Rowling’s words come to life!”
#DirtyFrancing #SheKnowsItWasCSLewis #WeHaveHadWine
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19 Oct 2017
.@KFC follows 11 people.
Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb.
11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.
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25 Aug 2017
NEVER FORGET that Mexico sent troops and aid to help us after Hurricane Katrina.
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27 Aug 2017
I have an idea for replacing one of those statues...
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10 Aug 2017
If you are missing this, please contact the Granby Police. No, we are not kidding.
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11 Aug 2017
California law makes all beaches public property. Eat it rich jerks @vinodkhosla theguardian.com/environment/…
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9 Jan 2014
It’s Thursday. How many people have lost their healthcare today?
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