I tasted you in my dream so I woke up knowing exactly what I wanted for breakfast. 🤤

“Almost 4” confirming he believes the fetus in her body is not a child.

RT @queerlilgremlin: “almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet weird

Another English b¡tch bowing down to America. Hey Piers, we are not mad about the event. We are mad that they don’t think funding childhood cancer research is important but a gladiator pdf ring fight is.

Retweet if you love sunshine ☀️

And yall thought Obama was gonna make the White House “ghetto”…. Look at THIS hoodrat shit

What are you wearing today?

This is nothing new. This is how the entire Republican Party has been operating for 10 years, except it's Trump telling them what their "sincerely held" beliefs are

Patio margs

MAGA Influencer Riley Gaines caught on camera taking directions on what to say to her dumb gullible fans. It’s all an act.

To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis: Show us your laptop. Show us your iCloud. Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation. You won’t. You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out. That is not who we are. My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count. For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame. I no longer believe that. Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us. And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts. That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena. Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next. Life does not determine our character. It reveals it. Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next? We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day. So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop. You won’t. The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing. That is the only definition that matters.

Lazy day

Nancy Mace, after losing her gubernatorial race in SC, will always be remembered for patrolling restrooms in search of trans people and clutching her pearls

Can we talk about toxic Christianity?

Wine. Sunshine. Pretending everything is ok.

My bingo card did not have Hunter Biden as an expert level troll.

🚨 The Texas House passed a bill to ban AI deepfake porn. Republican Gov. Greg Abbott vetoed it.

Remember when Ben Shapiro went on TV and said his wife’s vagina was never ever ever wet

QUEEN!