My corporate partners didn’t Google me. Really, I’m just parked for being too slow 🏴 Thanks Opie’s Anal Cream & Bill’s Butt Plugs. 4 laps down, but top 10! #57
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Due to the upcoming NASCAR Truck Series race at Coronado drawing a full field of entries and despite our efforts, we were unable to secure the funding needed to compete this weekend.
We will continue to work on securing sponsorship dollars and work on some upcoming venues.
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Kaz is ready for the streets of San Diego.
Kaz Grala joins Halmar Friesen Racing for Friday night’s Navy 250.
Full details: halmarfriesenracingmedia.com…
@KazGrala | @firedeptcoffee
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Rest In Peace @stevewaid thanks for making a novice radio guy welcome to the NASCAR media world some 45 years ago. You represented the best in true journalism.
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We are heartbroken to share the news that our owner, leader, and friend, Dennis Reinbold, has passed away peacefully, surrounded by his loving family. We ask you to join us in supporting the Reinbold family and respecting their privacy during this painful time.
Dennis was a proud son of Indianapolis. He built a successful family of automobile dealerships across the state, and he loved the community of Indianapolis that gave him so much in return. That same devotion fueled his passion for the Indianapolis Motor Speedway—its history and the relentless pursuit of an Indy 500 win drove him every day. We can think of no better way to honor Dennis than to chase a victory in the 111th Running of the Indianapolis 500.
We ask race fans to join us in remembering the man, his passion for our sport, and the memories we shared.
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Audrey Larson won her dirt race last night in Nebraska and then hit the Kyle Busch bow 🏁❤️
#AudreyLarson #KyleBusch
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President Donald J. Trump on the tragic passing of NASCAR Driver Kyle Busch:
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You can count on me doing it if it happens
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May 21
Retire for now, put the 29 back on the car, which would be the perfect salute to Kyle. Save the 8 for Brex who we need to put under our wings just like we did for Dale Jr.
May 21
I hope they retire the 8 now.
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Hey y’all help Josh out if you can🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
May 21
I know this is a long shot, but when Kyle Busch ran out of fuel after the race at @WGI a few weeks back, I pushed him into the pits driving the @MBMMotorsports 66. Any fan have a picture by chance? Would mean a lot
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May 21
“Because you never know when the last one is” hits wildly different now…
RIP to a legend and prayers for the whole Busch family. Just unbelievably sad
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#nascar fans, can we refer to her as Natalie Senica from here on out? #tooslow #senicasucks #deckerwrecker
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@NatalieRacing and @msenicaracing a match made by being black-flagged for being “Too Slow” multiple times in #nascar
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Here’s a good suggestion 👇😎
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I’ll take over if they need a driver 😂
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Verstappen ALMOST lost it at Pflanzgarten on his outlap
Car got airborne at the jump
#24hNBR
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May 16
Facts. Johanna Long (Robbins) second best and wish she had more chances to prove it.
Feels like a week of celebrating underachievers with this everyone is an all star Sunday race.
10 guys have no business being in an “All Star Race”. Brand it the all star segment if that’s what you’re gonna do.
May 16
IMO @DanicaPatrick was by a large margin the Best female race car driver of all time. It’s an absolute shame she doesn’t get more credit or recognition from the racing community.
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TAKE THE TEST👇👇🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Just finished law school. Hard to believe it’s over.
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If throwback weekend is dead then the only logical solution is to just have a random throwback every other week
May 12
Be like Biff.
Tanner Gray and the No. 15 team will pay homage to 17x @NASCAR_Trucks winner Greg Biffle this weekend at Dover 🎨
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