Joined June 2012
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Jun 4
Not making it to the lcs finals sadly, But if any of my mutuals are going to be in AZ and want to grab a meal or a game of magic please don't hesitate to hmu!
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Jun 4
Also if anyone has reasonable prices tickets they want to get rid of hmu
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Apr 30
Who am I seeing at magiccon ๐Ÿ‘€
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Took down an RCQ today! The flare package feels super great in the meta right now! Shoutout to @slvrms for the list and tips R1: Mono black necro ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโŒ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ R2: Boros Ponza โŒโŒ R3: Dimir flash โŒ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ R4: Goryo's vengeance ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ R5: Boro's enegy ID Finals: Storm ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ @fireshoes
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Apr 5
Any of my friends on here going to magiccon?
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Sheโ€™s a dead podcasterโ€™s wife
Erika Kirk will help advise the Defense Department on issues affecting the academy.
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Feb 28
The world is a mess but look at how cute my dog is
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Now that Obamaโ€™s poll numbers are in tailspin โ€“ watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.
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Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
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Feb 28
im begging all of you to please interact with people offline some time. there's a lot of bad shit going on in the world i promise you whatever trivial bullshit is going on here is not that big of a deal.
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Posting threats against the President of the United States is illegal
INTRODUCING: The Death Penalty for Child Rapists Act to amend Title 18 to authorize the death penalty for aggravated sexual abuse, sexual abuse of a minor and abusive sexual contact offenses against children. It will also amend the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ) to authorize the death penalty for the rape of a child. There are no excuses for harming children. We've spent months fighting to expose Jeffrey Epstein's network of powerful predators. We've demanded accountability and pushed for transparency. Now we're making sure anyone who rapes a child faces the ultimate consequence. Children are the most vulnerable among us. Those who prey on them deserve the harshest penalty our justice system can deliver. Death penalty for child rapists.
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Feb 26
Nathan Fielder was right all along about paramount
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Feb 26
looks like I'm going to magiccon lol
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Feb 27
Any of my mutuals planning on going? I'll probably play a couple modern events but I kinda just want to fuck around and hang with people most of the time
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Nobody is saying it but weโ€™re all thinking it:
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Feb 26
This is my new favorite reaction image
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Feb 22
Ready for the Ren faire tomorrow
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All I said was that pedophiles should be executed.
Threatening President Trump and the United States is not a wise decision.
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