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Big Zig @smartguyzak

Professional clock management guy. Sometimes I like to drink a vodka cran, so what. Ohio sucks.

Joined November 2023
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Eating one of these before my next date
Largacty3 𓅃@largacty3
Jun 13
The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll
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New boss just saw me pulling a Dudewipe out of my backpack, gonna kms
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This is a guaranteed hit if they work in finance fyi
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I’ve seen a “world class” athlete run out of the back of his own end zone before. But thanks
Based God@FingrBlastr_96
May 31
Replying to @cgwoods22 @smartguyzak @CoachDanCasey
Imagine disagreeing with a word class athletes natural instincts
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You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to Burrell Township, PA. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?
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Hottest girl from my high school is drunk texting me #stillgotit
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I wonder how much car insurance is in Athens
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Celebrating the dogs 3rd bday, vemno zig if you wanna get her a shot
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Have a friend who, during a round 1 interview, asked if interns get to go on the company golf trip. Unfortunately he never heard back from them.
Adam Karpiak
@Adam_Karpiak
May 8
finally…honest interview feedback
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Girl I’ve been dry humping has strep throat, but not to worry — the world’s best immune system handled that like a meatball sub
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Anyone who brings their backpack to the bar needs to stay the fuck away from me
jessie money sniper, PhD.
@ultraultralight
Apr 28
if you want to know how state college is culturally penn state kids leave their bags outside the bar & nobody steals anything
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The bills firing McDermott but keeping Beane:
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Said valuable resources:
RedditCFB
@RedditCFB
Apr 22
This weekend there will be a naval blockade at a chokepoint in a waterway through which some of the world’s most valuable resources will flow.
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Rereading the email I’m sending to my boss 100x to make sure it doesn’t include a picture of my penis
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Project Hail Mary is completely unrealistic. Dude chose Bud Light for his last beer to drink on earth?? No shot
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He’s talking about when the Tkachuks visited the White House here

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Is she calling me hot or chopped
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ALT Looking Deadwood GIF

Kat
@KatAUversion
Apr 3
Real lovers will let you yap about your day while you blow them
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What big battles has Jon Snow even fought in? Tyrion’s tape is more impressive to me.
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Making excuses for the Alabama QB, can’t believe this is the sport now
The Ringer
@ringer
Mar 25
“My eyes tell me Ty Simpson’s every bit as good as—in some ways better and more NFL-ready than—[Fernando] Mendoza." @McShay13 talks about whether there’s a big gap between Ty Simpson and Fernando Mendoza.
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