I think I misunderstood the assignment. Hunter Fiction MFA ’21
Joined December 2008
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11 Mar 2022
I’m not a woman—I’m a cart rolling down a hill with stuff falling off of it
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14 Aug 2022
New worst fashion insult is: “oh, did you come straight from work?”
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14 Aug 2022
According to flashbacks the dead wife that motivates the main guy of any movie always loved having sex with her husband more than anything else. Number one passion of the deceased!!
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Smashbert retweeted
12 Jul 2022
Please don’t forget that we have a very catchy theme song that @smashbert_ wrote & sang
12 Jul 2022
You should listen to my podcast SORRY NEVER SEEN IT! Each week @chlocol @smashbert_ and I discuss a random episode of reality tv and give our very strong opinions about it! And follow us on Instagram (sorryneverseenit_thepod)
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Smashbert retweeted
12 Jul 2022
You should listen to my podcast SORRY NEVER SEEN IT! Each week @chlocol @smashbert_ and I discuss a random episode of reality tv and give our very strong opinions about it! And follow us on Instagram (sorryneverseenit_thepod)
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12 Jul 2022
my question is: when are more things going to start having to do with me?
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12 Jun 2022
going to Italy next week and thinking: maybe a movie will happen to me while i’m there??
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25 Apr 2022
today i woke up and thought, hey how about why not be stressed again like yesterday!
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20 Apr 2022
“When I first heard about this project, and saw who was working on it and how important it was going to be, I just knew I had to get involved.” —my cat when I’m trying to feed my other cat
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Smashbert retweeted
18 Apr 2022
Oops, we made a podcast with a super catchy theme song
@AshYEAH & @KatieMarovitch
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14 Apr 2022
there are way more freaky reasons to have kids than non-freaky reasons
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28 Mar 2022
Am i or am i not the only person in America brave enough to watch “Is It Cake?” on @netflix tonight instead of “the Oscars”?
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