Joined September 2010
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Jun 2
I have just seen a Mitsubishi FTO with a black vinyl roof and, honestly. I think part of my brain is now broken.
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May 24
Iāve just seen a TrustedTrader.com advert on actual proper telly, telling me they can find me someone who can sort my āshort-fused circuitryā. @MotoNutJob WTF is short-fused circuitry?
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May 24
And can we guess this one? Iām going for diesel fumes, fruit vapes and vomit.
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May 22
The ShitBox-ster needs a wash but Iām knackered. Where are those bloody Bob-A-Job scouts when you need them? Is it even a thing anymore?
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May 11
Unwise financial decisions were made. Now to see if I can live with the consequences.
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May 7
Any buildery types out there know what and why this white depositing keeps happening. I sweep it up, itās back with a week. Been doing it for 20 years and the house hasnāt collapsed yet. But itās bloody irritating and Iād like it to stop now please.
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Apr 18
Having just done it, I can confirm that rebushing the door hinges on a P3 Volvo is both a piece of cake and simultaneously a right pain in the arse. And to top it off I forgot to take pictures.
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7 Nov 2025
Some photos of the day. The standards of cars on show has gone up quite a bit from a few years ago.
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Apr 8
It is officially Car Season. Just been to Tesco and seen in the space of 5 minutes: 1 x Renault GTA V6 Turbo, 1 x Mk1 Focus RS, 1 x MG Midget, 1 x 911 (996) Cabrio, 1 x Morgan something or other. All polished within a micron of burning through to the primer (probably).
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Apr 5
Buying an MoT-less sports car that ājust needs an exhaustā is not a stupid move is it?
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Mar 29
Is it just me sat here jaw agape reading all the heartwarming comments about the 93 year old granny that just āgot her freedom backā after her grandson bought her a Tesla with FSD, so she can go places without worrying about driving? Surely they have taxis in the US, no?
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Mar 26
Iām convinced people started this war simply to make money on the markets. Tell me Iām wrong.
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Mar 24
āFresh breezeā? I swear thereās some bored work experience kid just typing random words into this app. Iāve just been outside and some bird flew past in a house with a small dog, shouting for her Aunty Emm. Is this one Gale Tilsley?
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