new bio coming when I can think of a good one. I love sport, music, self-deprecation, bad wordplay, and good storytelling.
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Catalogues - Wednesday, June 17, 2026
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newyorker.com/puzzles-and-ga…
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Jun 15
Japanese fans TRASHING the Dallas Stadium after their 2-2 draw with the Netherlands
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Jun 13
New Switzerland flag just dropped after their dumbass deefense let in the equalization goalshot in overtime
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Jun 13
I’m watching my team play cricket against the local fish & chip shop.
Their fielders & bowlers are awful, but their batter is brilliant.
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Jun 13
London really said ‘good luck’ 💀
WTA Tennis Stars vs London Underground Names…
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Feels like an important time to remind everyone that Kane Williamson’s bat featured on the cover of Elephant by the White Stripes
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Jun 11
This was London 2 weeks before start of Wimbledon in 2024…
Best time of the season 😍🎾
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Jun 12
British artist David Hockney has died aged 88, his publicist has said bbc.in/4xqwEP4
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Jun 11
Shakira has now officially appeared at more World Cup tournaments (4) than Gerard Pique (3)
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Did you know this history of The Kinks and The World Cup? A huge thank you to @TheGeoffHurst for writing the sleeve notes of the Sunny Afternoon limited edition 7", sharing his memories of the 1966 World Cup, and The Kinks' 'Sunny Afternoon'! ☀️
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Jun 11
Women in STEM (Strategic Themed Event Merch)
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Jun 9
This is the kind of American world cup content i want in my timeline along with Europeans, including the English, having a great time.
What a top dad! 🥰
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Jun 9
the US fucked up so bad you got footy fans on here defending a referee
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Jun 9
Nobody:
Every pop punk band in the early 2000s:
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Jun 7
I was at a Death Cab For Cutie show on Tuesday where they put our phones in Yondr pouches so the recent discourses colliding in this way has been wild.
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Jun 7
Curaçao 🇨🇼 national team arrived for the 2026 World Cup in a school bus 🚌 with no windows😂😭…. These guys are creating amazing memories
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Jun 5
It’s always a good time to bring up one of my favorite tweets ever, but this one is particularly relevant
ALT A tweet by @dalykyle dated September 18, 2019: Thinking, as I often do, about the time Yahoo News thought “Zooey Deschanel divorces Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard” meant she had left a man named Death Cab to pursue a relationship with the lead singer of the band Cutie This is followed by an excerpt of the article in question: Deschanel filed for divorce from husband Death Cab, throwing him over for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard, in January. Deschanel and Cab were married for a little more than three years, and Deschanel said that, along with babies, dating was not a priority either.
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Death Cab for Cutie is maybe the worst name for a band ever
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Two controversial moves from red to blue in one week 😮
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i love coke :)
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Jun 1
It’s a *Toy* Story 🤠
You knew it! My new original song “I Knew It, I Knew You” for Disney and @Pixar’s @toystory 5 will be yours on June 5th. I’ve always dreamed of getting to write for these characters who I’ve adored since I was a 5 year old kid watching the first Toy Story movie. I fell instantly in love with Toy Story 5 when I was lucky enough to see it in its early stages, and I wrote this song as soon as I got home from the screening. Sometimes you just know, right?
You can pre-order now exclusively at store.taylorswift.com and catch Toy Story 5 in theaters June 19th ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️
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