Scottish-Singaporean writer, chef, recluse, exile, & ponderer of the arcane š„©ššš¦Ŗ Substackšš»ā¤ļøāš„
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14 May 2025
How to Survive Modernity is ā#92 Rising in Health & Wellnessā and I donāt really know what that means but will take the opportunity to thank everyone who reads my stuff - it means the world, really ā¤ļøāš„
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During all this ānon-sexual touchā discourse I have not yet seen anyone comment on the fact that healthy women also get blue-balled. The clitoris is much larger and far-reaching than the eye can see, and if she gets worked up enough, the entire thing will swell and throb. If taken far enough, itāll be almost painful in a very wonderful way. Any woman with a functioning libido would also find endless makeout sessions with no culmination to be frustrating. A lot of female eunuchs around, it seems, if this is not understood and experienced..
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This is still plaguing my mind because if a man engaged in foreplay every night and then didnāt take it any further, I would be severely blue-balled. As a woman. How low libido is our culture that this makes sense to anyone? Itās unfathomable to the point of disgusting me..
Jun 12
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
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Absolutely fascinating pathology. A certain type of particularly neurotic modern human is both oversexed, having had dozens of sexual partners and consuming porn, but also as fearful of the act as a virgin would be. Never before in human history has this combination existed
Jun 12
it's actually a great idea to make out and cuddle every night before bed with zero pressure of it leading to sex.
people's intimacy would improve tenfold if women felt safe doing this without fear of it always turning into more and someone getting mad if you don't want to!
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There are no rules around sex any more, but humans desire rules innately, and so they will make up their own in the absence of any.
19 Mar 2025
People naturally crave order, and to be ordered. When the rulebook around sexual mores is completely discarded, you end up with stuff like ātalking to other girls is abuse and I am raped because of itā. Women crave monogamy despite insisting otherwise
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Jun 11
Me to me on the first two days of my period: you can have anything you want, princess
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Experiencing Rahu mahadasha and Venus antardasha for over a year now
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Oh I need to find a magnolia tree! How beautiful!
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I hope at one point in my life I will be settled down in one place enough to have the time and mental space to learn an instrument again.. I miss playing music
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The modern feminist worldview doesnāt prioritise females. It prioritises non-white women, non-white men, everybody else, and then working class white girls last. Every single leftist and liberal embarked on a witch hunt against a CHILD, because the child is white. Never forget.
Jun 12
I got this one wrong.
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Itās really a good thing that Iām not emperor of the world because if I were, there would be no mercy for grown adults who repeatedly throw their own countryās children to the wolves. Oh what I would like to do to these traitorous evil nonces..
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Jun 12
The little girl from Dundee who brandished weapons at an attempted rapist in defence of her sister is braver than every single man in Britain
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Jun 10
At this point I honestly refuse to go along with the lie that bodily hangups like this are normal. They are not normal. They are fueled by social media-led delusions and should be treated like the mental illnesses that they are.
Jun 10
Iām sorry to be this blunt but if you have hangups about your appearance because of social media, youāre ngmi. Youāre brainrotted. What do you mean you think you need fillers and botox at 25 because thatās what you see online? Just go outside and look at normal people.
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Jun 10
This is only a possibility if youāre homosexual (or vaguely heterosexual but extremely hormonally damaged). Healthy people seek an opposite that compliments them, not competes with them
Jun 9
at what age did you guys realize every crush you had was just admiration for someone brave enough to openly embody all the traits you kept hidden out of fear of judgment
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Jun 10
Iām sorry to be this blunt but if you have hangups about your appearance because of social media, youāre ngmi. Youāre brainrotted. What do you mean you think you need fillers and botox at 25 because thatās what you see online? Just go outside and look at normal people.
Iām more confident than ever that āgo outsideā is good advice for people with delusions about human coupling. If you go to the zoo or aquarium or something it is impossible to miss all the average looking people with other average looking people.
Everyone is average, join us
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Jun 10
If youāre a good enough cook and very intuitive, you can literally do this
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Jun 9
Overtourism could perhaps be lessened by banning photography at the most saturated sites. There are millions of people every year who only travel to certain locations to stand there, take a selfie, and leave. There would be an instant reduction in numbers if this pointless narcissism and cattle-like behaviour were not enabled
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Jun 9
Dominant culture has destroyed the biologically appropriate and historically consistent life trajectory for both men and women, so now everyone is simultaneously underage and decrepit. āYou are a little innocent baby until your late 20sā but also ālife is over after 35ā are what you will hear if you listen to the wrong people. Pay no mind. Live your life with dignity and good morals despite it all.
Elder Millennial weddings be like "come celebrate the start of their life together".
You're both 38, it's not starting, it's already over.
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