somethings on fire
Joined February 2015
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16 Sep 2019
I saw the bestminds of my generation jus chillin
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RT @dollisheart: In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure
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guy at the bar saw me drawing and we got to talking and i asked him if he drew or painted and he said his art is playing baseball and i unironically love that. fuck yea dude. there is art in everything we do. go paint with your bat.
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Jun 5
i dont care for jeff buckley’s hallelujah. very overly freaked out. you can tell he isn’t grasping the significance of the lyrics bc he’s too horny about the whole thing and it’s making him lightheaded. uncouth.
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6 Feb 2025
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5 Feb 2025
You guys aren't thinking big enough about what Trump is saying about Gaza.
The Gaza Strip will be OURS. American property. American sovereignty. An overseas territory. Not someone else's territory where we are guests. OUR property where we can enforce OUR immigration rules.
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May 27
There's 3 types of guys when it comes to hitting on women: guys who talk like Drake, guys who talk like James Bond or guys who talk like Dracula. It's either "ahaaaah girl you authentic", or "yes, those pants do fit you... quite nicely" or "tell me what you desire"
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May 23
I show up at the bars just ugly as fuck
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Shut up with this god this version of this song is such trash
May 23
I can’t believe they made us go to work today.
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May 20
Had a few nights like this
A humanoid robot tumbles while dancing to Michael Jackson’s ‘Billie Jean’ and lies motionless before being dragged offstage, May 2026.
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May 17
No I actually love how the audience's default reaction to any emotion portrayed in a movie is laughter
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RT @EpicMasterChief: I've fucking had it with these caps with slogans on them. A cap should say Pepsi or Harley Davidson on it
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Stronger by kanye west made me delusional when I was 7, I would listen to that song hype as fuck on the way to peewee football practice, get out of the car believing I was Brian Urlacher and get fucking molly whopped in the Oklahoma drill within 20 minutes
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drinking alone at home has made me feel a strong kinship with the drinking alone at home community. on nights like this it almost feels like i'm not even at home, drinking alone.
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May 8
very happy to see her making some shit that has half the tl pissed off. this is great. she’s very funny.
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whatever happened to gary glitter? you know.. the wrong, violent type
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Patti Smith, With Bottles, 1976
📷 Lynn Goldsmith via MHG
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Apr 24
(Waking up to my alarm and wallowing in the futility of it all) ooooohh
(Realizing that I’ve already opened two gifts this morning which were my eyes) Barracuda 😈
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I’m in one of those moods where I’m googling shit I know just to Google shit & confirm that I’m all about it. Lame o
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