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Joined January 2012
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May 16
.@StreathamRovers What are the chances of us winning today Terry and @TaffGoose not soiling himself before halftime? I fancy a cheeky accumulator.
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Apr 29
.@StreathamRovers maybe a collaboration like this would boost merchandise sales in the club shop Terry?
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Apr 29
Lads we are on the brink of relegation
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Apr 17
.@StreathamRovers Any comment on this?
Apr 17
What’s London’s "fourth" football club? i feel like the top 3 of Tottenham, Chelsea and West Ham are pretty settled but the 4th is pretty ambiguous, maybe Palace, Brentford, Fulham, or perhaps QPR
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Apr 12
What does this look like a @UC_Borehamwood research project?
Apr 9
Standard boards are worn out in months. TOR's Madagascan sisal heals itself after every throw - meaning your board stays fresh for longer
Tap below to explore the TOR dartboard
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Mar 22
If .@StreathamRovers took this stance then there would be no players left with in a matter of weeks.
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Mar 5
Fantastic news. Through no fault of @TaffGoose this means that @StreathamRovers are now 2 places closer to the playoffs!
BREAKING: The EFL Championship play offs will be changed from four to six teams from the start of next season 🚨
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Feb 16
@dresserman Well this is new.... Aldi ISB. Aside from the poor availability the range and theatre is great🤩
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Feb 16
Also interesting (and good) to see that they have some local lines too.
This used to be a co-op (and Somerfield before that) and in a community location. Aldi (apparently) gutted the building back to brick and started again including the roof. 😳
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22 Dec 2025
@sainsburys Hi, how is a product 'fresh' of it was slaughtered 1 months ago? Also how can 2 of the same products, slaughtered 2 weeks apart have the same use by date?
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23 Dec 2025
Come on @sainsburys several chat scammers have replied before you! How fresh is my 'fresh' turkey?
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22 Nov 2025
.@TaffGoose Sounds like this guy needs a 1 on 1 Futsal session.
21 Nov 2025
By 30…
Most women have done sexually what 80% of men will never experience in their entire lives.
And that’s exactly why they hide it.
Men brag about their past.
Women bury theirs.
Not because she was “innocent.”
But because she enjoyed every second of it
and she knows exactly what society calls that enjoyment.
If men truly knew a woman’s past…
they wouldn’t just avoid marrying her.
They wouldn’t date her.
They wouldn’t even talk to her.
They would simply use her and move on.
By 30, she has had:
Phases, sneaky links, situationships, “mistakes,” travel sex
a dozen different names for the same behaviour:
pr0miscuity with PR.
Most men have no idea what type of men she has slept with.
It wasn’t about looks.
It wasn’t about money.
It wasn’t about love.
It was raw, primal, chaotic desire
pure animal instinct.
The wilder her past,
the sweeter her lies.
She isn’t protecting her past.
She’s protecting how you see her.
Her reputation, not her truth.
Her past is her character.
Not her words.
Not her promises.
And definitely not her tears.
Because a woman’s past reveals who she really is
long before her mouth ever will.
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20 Oct 2025
Hi @eBay_UK product not accurately described and I have to wait 7 days before I can leave neutral/negative feedback? Why?
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1 May 2025
Public service announcement for Mr @joncoupland ..... Have you seen what's in Lidl today?? 🤩
lidl.co.uk/c/car-care/a10069…
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29 Apr 2025
Hi @sainsburys tomorrow is Stop Food Waste day.... And today I've just seen your staff full up 4 bin bags full of fresh bread... It gets donated to a Swan Charity I'm told. But seeing as your in-store bakeries basically warm up frozen bread, why don't you defrost and waste less?
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2 Jul 2024
.@HuddlestonNigel if you fail to get reelected on Thursday will you finally remove the letters MP from you name on here? Seeing as you aren't an MP currently it reeks of entitlement. @JohnWest_JAWS
2 Jul 2024
Final reminder for this evening - I shall be holding my last Public Meeting of the election campaign at Honeybourne Village Hall from 7.30 to 8.30pm.
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25 Jun 2024
.@HuddlestonNigel you are NOT an MP!
25 Jun 2024
Great to be out in several parts of the Fladbury and Drakes Broughton wards today - here in Charlton
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18 Jan 2024
Hi @sainsburys is there any chance your excellent new rapid car chargers at some stores could partner with @OctopusElectro in the future?
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5 Jan 2024
Reaching out to weird car Twitterati @ThePollitt @joncoupland what's the best product to clean the outside of a windscreen? Something to cut through the streaky greasy shite? My screen looks like it's had bacon rubbed all over it and it's a struggle to see out 🫣
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15 Dec 2023
I would visit this as a London attraction. Send me the location asap.
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