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Juanito Shawarma @soyfantomas

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Joined June 2009
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Juanito Shawarma@soyfantomas
16 Dec 2022
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Jules Suzdaltsev
@jules_su
28 Jun 2024
you know Jimmy Carter only served one term he could run again
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La cuarta va.
World of Statistics
@stats_feed
2 Sep 2023
Cities with the most homicides per 100,000 inhabitants in 2022: 1. 🇲🇽 Colima: 181.9 2. 🇲🇽 Zamora: 177.7 3. 🇲🇽 Ciudad Obregón: 138.2 4. 🇲🇽 Zacatecas: 134.6 5. 🇲🇽 Tijuana: 105.1 6. 🇲🇽 Celaya: 99.6 7. 🇲🇽 Uruapan: 78.3 8. 🇺🇸 New Orleans: 70.6 9. 🇲🇽 Juárez: 67.7 10. 🇲🇽 Acapulco: 65.6 11. 🇧🇷 Mossoró: 63.21 12. 🇿🇦 Cape Town: 63.00 13. 🇲🇽 Irapuato: 61.60 14. 🇲🇽 Cuernavaca: 60.20 15. 🇿🇦 Durban: 59.37 16. 🇯🇲 Kingston: 58.46 17. 🇺🇸 Baltimore: 57.76 18. 🇿🇦 Nelson Mandela Bay: 56.99 19. 🇧🇷 Salvador: 55.68 20. 🇭🇹 Port-au-Prince: 54.75 . 23. 🇺🇸 Detroit: 48.86 25. 🇺🇸 Memphis: 47.75 27. 🇺🇸 Cleveland: 45.65 29. 🇲🇽 Cancun: 44.09 34. 🇿🇦 Johannesburg: 41.43 39. 🇺🇸 Milwaukee: 37.59 46. 🇺🇸 Philadelphia: 32.74
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Jeff Tiedrich
@itsJeffTiedrich
2 Aug 2023
listen up, stupids: Al Gore lost his election and fucked off and went home. Bob Dole lost his election and fucked off and went home. Mitt Romney lost his election and fucked off and went home. Hillary Clinton lost her election and fucked off and went home. Donald Trump lost his election and whined and plotted and begged and bullied and conspired with his flunkies and eventually sent a mob of armed morons to the Capitol to disrupt the certification so he could cling to power. all because he's a big fucking baby. and that's why your guy is in deep fucking shit right now.
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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
18 Jul 2023
the party that spent all of 2016 braying "lock her up" is suddenly very concerned about the politicization of justice
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Christopher Ingraham🦗@_cingraham
1 Jul 2023
Incredibly damning details on the Oceangate implosion here, with behavior from Stockton Rush that veers well into incompetent and malicious territory. newyorker.com/news/a-reporte…

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Because you all would have written a better episode than #MazeyDay right? Come on.
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¿El titanic sigue cobrando víctimas?
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jo j o jo josie@starcrxssd
16 Jun 2023
in the beyond the sea ep of black mirror season 6... if a perfect robot situation could be made of a person WHY would they send the person to space but keep the robot thing on earth ✨
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EL PAÍS México
@elpaismexico
6 May 2023
🔴 Dos indígenas tseltales, vecinos del municipio de Chilón, cerca de Ocosingo, en plena selva Lacandona, han sido condenados a dos años de cárcel por marchar contra la construcción de un cuartel de la Guardia Nacional en su pueblo 🖋 @Ferritortola elpais.com/mexico/2023-05-06…

Condenados dos indígenas tseltales por protestar contra la construcción de un cuartel de la Guardia...

Un juez sentencia a dos años de prisión a los dos hombres que participaron en una marcha en 2020 contra la construcción de un complejo de la corporación

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Magnus Carlsen
@MagnusCarlsen
30 Apr 2023
Self-pinning for immortality. Congrats Ding!!
chess24@chess24com
30 Apr 2023
46...Rg6!? is played by Ding Liren just when Tania and Caruana were explaining why Ding would never play it! #NepoDing
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ChessMood
@ChessMood
30 Apr 2023
Ding is the King! History has been made! Ding Liren is the 17th World Chess Champion! Congratulations!! #nepoding #WorldChessChampionship
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Olimpiu Di Luppi
@olimpiuurcan
30 Apr 2023
Ding Liren, the first Chinese player to hold the title, is the new world chess champion. This marks a historic moment as both the men's and women's world champions in chess are now from China.
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Chess.com
@chesscom
30 Apr 2023
Ding Liren wins the 2023 FIDE World Championship 🏆 Congratulations to Ding on becoming the new FIDE World Champion, and cementing his place in chess history after a thrilling match! 👏
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Eres la lechuga y el jitomate caliente de mi hamburguesa recalentada en el microondas.
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0xDesigner
@0xDesigner
2 Apr 2023
Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22
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All The Right Movies
@ATRightMovies
31 Mar 2023
THE MATRIX was released 24 years ago today. One of the most iconic and groundbreaking movies of its generation, the making of story is a fascinating one. A THREAD 1/25
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¿Y Emily sigue en París? ¿Ya arrestaron a Trump? ¿Ya se deschabetó completamente el imbécil de palacio?
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"México restringe a su instituto electoral, que contribuyó a acabar con el régimen de partido único. Los cambios suceden antes de los comicios presidenciales de 2024 y son parte de un patrón de desafíos a las instituciones democráticas en el oeste." nytimes.com/es/2023/02/22/es…
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"¿Israel va a extraditar a Tomás Zerón a México por el caso Ayotzinapa? Es poco probable, según funcionarios" via @NYTimes nytimes.com/es/2023/02/21/es…

¿Israel va a extraditar a Tomás Zerón a México por el caso Ayotzinapa? Es poco probable, según...

Las autoridades mexicanas afirman que Tomás Zerón torturó testigos y alteró evidencia cuando supervisaba la investigación de la desaparición de los 43 estudiantes en 2014.

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