Thank God for coffee and sunshine 🌞

>Be Paul Saladino >Heal your eczema with carnivore >Write a book about how plants are poison >Tell everyone that nose-to-tail is essential so you can sell liver pills at $60 a bottle >Not eating enough fat, eating way too much liver >Things start to nosedive >Start adding honey because your testosterone has collapsed >Tell your audience carbohydrates are actually fine and you've grown >Migrate to 300g of sugar per day and call it ancestral >Tell everyone carnivore was slowly destroying you >Explain that ancestral humans ate carbs because raw meat contains trace glycogen >Confirm Liver King is completely natural, no notes >Liver King is on $11,000 a month of synthetic hormones >Pivot to scaremongering: soap, shampoo, sunscreen, toothpaste, toilet paper >Vegetables turn out to be okay actually >Launch protein bar sweetened with coconut nectar >It is ancestral >You said so >The liver pills are still available >Nothing has been refunded

youtu.be/WM4v2Bkna9w?si=8t7D… here's the full episode

Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.

GM!! Let’s get this Monday!!!

If you feel your life has been missing something lately I found it and it's crocodile Steve petting a warthog--

Fuck this piece of shit. The fall out of spending two straight years riling up a mob of people over outright bullshit isn't his fault? Yes it is. @GrassFedBitcoin is an amoral and spineless piece of shit.

1 blueberry = 1 blueberry WE KNOW this cake is good 🫐 God Bless America!

into the blue tidal.com/browse/track/12579…

"Go fuck your wife." - @spacebalm

Dont be fooled this same $1500 is gunna do the exact same thing the stimmy checks did in 2020 in the next 5 years. Lower your time preference and hold on, who cares if were a sneeze from all time high. Sell your dollars for Bitcoin like your life depends on it, because it does.

Bangers come in all shapes and sizes. Grateful Dead can sound like shit 75% of the time cause Bob Weir often screams off key but this transition hits. tidal.com/browse/track/27784…

Generation Blueberry 🫐 Iceman knows ✋ #TBE

We know 🫐 #TBE