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6 Mar 2016
Thoughts and prayers to the mcgreggor clan for last nights loss @TheNotoriousMMA
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1 Mar 2016
Happy birthday, work and play ๐Ÿ˜‰ @DHSgov @justinbieber
26 Feb 2016
Hollly f chris christie just endorsed Donald trump. I think the GOP may be fuck*d
13 Jan 2016
Lol @FoxNews purposely panning their cameras at audience members showing zero emotion towards @BarackObama #SOTU
17 Oct 2015
Juan Williams, or Dave Chapelle... You decide. @TheFive @TheJuanWilliams @DaveChappelle
14 Oct 2015
So many dem dummies hash-tagged "#demdabate" that its starting to trend.... Merica!! #demdebate.........
14 Oct 2015
Idk if it's relevant but @RedEyeFNC should've been hosted by @andylevy just sayin.. Sorry @tomshillue ;( #DemDebate
14 Oct 2015
Sending @realDonaldTrump back to the 2003 Iraq wmd sitch via hot tub time machine to slap bush in the face = peace in the Middle East
25 Sep 2015
Hey @iamjeffcorwin. We're on the same flight to Boston right now! Get ready for a selfie with me as soon as we land!
21 Sep 2015
When definitions of what's sacred change, it is best to move on. daniellelaporte.com/questionโ€ฆ

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16 Sep 2015
The love of my life Emily Blunt is finally a naturalized US Citizen ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ฌ
28 Aug 2015
"Leave Tom Brady alone!" - Donald Trump. He's and ace ay? @tommytwotimes_
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28 May 2014
I motion to invoke nap time in the federal government
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18 May 2014
Replying to @MeninistSay
โ€œ@ItsGuyThing: When 12 year olds have been in more relationships than you.โ€ Cough cough @tommytwotimes_
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21 Apr 2014
I fucking loath wire hangers.
18 Apr 2014
@FrankyBates_: @Eminem why do you ruin every song you're featured in by rap complaining about your mom? #shutup #yourerich
10 Apr 2014
Replying to @WhatTheFFacts
โ€œ@WhatTheFFacts: Sarah Palin's son has the middle name of Van.. because she thought Van Palin sounded cool.โ€
31 Mar 2014
Just ran into big black at LAX
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