i am 31 years old and back by popular demand

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people are making this out to be much bigger than it is: wemby has simply never seen sochan with black hair, and didn't recognize him
Jeremy Sochan trash talking Wemby. Be careful 👀
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This review is so juvenile and is made more embarrassing every time someone posts it because not only are they whining that other people’s opinions matter too much for them, they’re depending on someone else to articulate that complaint for them
crazy how universally applicable this is
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true and only 15% meaningful. it's important to hate on whoever changes the game no matter how inevitable it was
to the argument that Spielberg/Lucas ruined the artistry of American movies with blockbusters, i am always reminded about the Seinfeld line about Lewis & Clark discovering the Mississippi: “they woulda found that eventually.”
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HOW ARE DE’AARON FOX MIDRANGE JUMPERS THE BEST THING YOU CAN DRAW UP WITH THE LARRY OB IN THE BUILDING
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Wemby is like the Howard Ratner of aura gambling
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Imagine how good the Spurs will be when they finally play the one point guard they have who isn’t a dumbass
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You think my balkan ass won’t name my daughter Jalena
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Replying to @roywoodjr
They gonna eat a Rat
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i can't find a concise answer that's not ai-generated; is "mitchell robinson and the incredible huk" really the full list of knicks draft picks that saw playoff minutes for them this year?
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Sure the Spurs have had some catastrophic collapses this series. But you do have to give them credit for picking themselves off the mat, dusting themselves off, and learning absolutely nothing from them for next time.
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Silver reusing the same “Spurs blow a 4Q lead” script every game

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Decided to make a meme of Larry David in honor of the Knicks winning the NBA Finals
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10 year anniversary of "today we will eat at mcdonald" was a few months ago
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we're still so early
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How good were the Hawks bro
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did he just say that's the first castle bucket of the night
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no it was the fucking sea shanties
the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art
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elite hater move here. straightforwardly spoiling the moment
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