Mum. Wife. Writer. Superhero. Cruise fanatic. RW fan. Foodie. Epileptic. Campaigning for a better future for my ASD son. Also tweeting @transportsparks

Joined February 2009
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17 Sep 2025
Hey @waitrose Thanks for the email. It's hard to drink fresh air. Why are the machines always out of service?!? 🤔
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I wasn’t expecting that… a funny thing happened to me in a cab today!  Thanks very much to cabbie SohoJoe for his permission to film this and put it on social media
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23 May 2025
For one night only 🤪 @almurray performing a tricky one leg balance beer drinking challenge! #londonpalladium #guvisland #thepublandlord
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15 Jan 2025
Just taking a paws from my cat return! Will be catastrophic if I don't get it in on time to HM Revenue for cats😸🐾#CatsOnTwitter #PAWS #Cat #workingfromhome #HMRC
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22 Dec 2024
Look what you could have won! Super smashing great 🎯
Tonight at 6 BULLSEYE’s back on the tele. You can’t beat a bit o’ bully …🥰👏🏻
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14 Dec 2024
If Gregg or Alex are ever unavailable, I have understudies ready to go! #taskmaster @bmsleight
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3 Dec 2024
Just a few of the @TimHortons decorations on the tree!
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3 Dec 2024
Mr Sploshy is out at football. So I can sit with JUST the #Christmas tree lights on 🎄🎄🎄
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22 Nov 2024
Back on #Wordle Haven't got a 3 in a while! Wordle 1,252 3/6 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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10 Nov 2024
Well, what a night with @hueandcry! Birthday surprise I had a meet & greet VIP treat from my sister 😃 Pat & Greg lovely guys. Sound check fab. Gig amazing. Pats daughter👌Band brilliant! Thanks guys xxx @BrowneyedLaidee
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9 Nov 2024
Can't wait for tonight! @BrowneyedLaidee is on her way to London. Off to see @hueandcry tonight. One of my 50th birthday treats. They were my first ever concert that she took me to in 1988. Leicester Polytechnic 😃 #hueandcry #live #london #sisters
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5 Nov 2024
My American 🇺🇸 friends… Your emotional support Brit 🇬🇧 here. I truly hope you’re going to make history and @KamalaHarris will SMASH through the glass ceiling and become the first female President in history. We’re just not ready to see you by dragged backwards by the former guy.
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17 Oct 2024
The sun doth cometh' out in October! @MordenHallPkNT looking fabulous
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9 Oct 2024
I didn't know about this 🙁 You can't use 16-25 Railcard for tickets less £12 (between 4-10 am Mon-Fri) Don't offer it as an option on your booking platform & definitely don't just have it in small print of T&Cs Stop penalising genuine people & find the fare dodgers! @_Railcards
8 Oct 2024
So, this afternoon I got home to find a lovely letter from @northernassist telling me about how they wanted to prosecute me for using the below ticket to travel on the specified route at a peak time. I paid £1.90 less than the fare they say I should have paid. A thread 🧵
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8 Oct 2024
Elsa had her day of fame today 😃🐱🐾Thank you @SusanCalman for choosing our favourite spoilt family member #rescuecat #CatOfTheDay
Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Elsa. Thank you @Cruisecred for sharing this pic!
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23 Sep 2024
Eeek.
⚠️Due to heavy rain, some paths and areas of the park are not accessible today due to flooding ⚠️ 📍Please, find alternative routes for your journey. We'll keep monitoring and keep you posted. #staysafe #staydry #flooding #nationaltrustlondon
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1 Sep 2024
. @TheLastLeg Medalomaniacs GB super dimanche #LastLegMedalHaul
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