Y’know sometimes you learn something, and you realise almost none of the people who really NEED to know it actually do? Well here’s a super fun fact for all the
#Christians #ChristianNationalists
#ChristiansForAmerica
#ChristIsFirst types who think
#AmericaIsChristian ….
When d’you think “In God We Trust” became America’s motto? If you think it’s always been the motto, you know nothing about the country you’ve infiltrated. The founders would never have brought religion so close to the Republic they were building with such care. They chose a secular motto: E Pluribus, Unum. From many states, one. From many peoples, one. Then the Christian ministers figured out just how easy it was to fleece their flocks, became ridiculously influential, and convinced the politicians that it was a bad look not associating the country with Christianity. The US might look like a bunch of *gasp* godless commies. So they rammed through a new motto “In God We Trust”, which of course most smart Americans really don’t. That was around the 1930s. The US had been blundering along but making improvements without Christian interference for oh, 150 years? But here’s the kicker - not the fact that it’s now on every piece of legal tender telling certain Americans that they have more of a right to call themselves American than others, which is total horseshit. No, the real kicker is this: the motto is *never* mentioned in the Christian Bible. But guess where you’ll find it, word for word. Not once but twice! Hint: you have to translate it to Arabic first. And then you will find the new motto of the Great Republic, which allowed itself to be bullied into the pathetic quasi-theistic democracy that favours white Christians above all that it is today, in a book similar in intent to the bible: the Islamic Quran. That’s right all you little know nothing Christians who think the US is yours. You dumbasses took your motto straight from the Quran.
I hope you think of it every time you look at a greenback now. Where would the American brand be without Islam. “In God We Trust”. I wonder if it rolls off the tongue so beautifully in Arabic.
#AmericanDollarsArabDollars
#ChristiansNeededTheQuran
#InGodWeNeverTrusted
#InChristiansWeNeverTrusted
#CulturalAppropriationOnSteroids

If that didn’t blow a couple Christian noodles, I’ve got some more goodies I’ve been saving up. Next time.