My Grandparents Were Married For 60 Years. One Day I Asked My Grandfather: “What’s The Secret To Loving The Same Woman For A Lifetime?” He didn’t laugh. He didn’t say “communication.” He didn’t say “date nights.” He looked at my grandmother, who was in the kitchen, and said: “You don’t love the same woman.” That confused me. He said, “She changes every few years. And if you don’t update the way you love her, you lose her.” He told me the girl he married at 22 wasn’t the same woman at 30. Motherhood changed her. Loss changed her. Time changed her. “At 40,” he said, “she needed respect more than romance. At 50, she needed partnership more than passion. At 60, she needed presence more than promises.” And every time she changed, he had a choice: Complain that she’s “not like she used to be.” Or learn her again. He said the biggest mistake men make is this: They fall in love once. Then stop paying attention. “Loving a woman for a lifetime,” he told me, “is deciding to stay curious about her.” Not assuming you know her. Not freezing her in the version you met. He leaned back and said something I’ll never forget: “If you stop studying her, someone else eventually will.” Sixty years. Not because it was easy. Because he kept relearning her.

However dumb you think the MAGA movement is, it's dumber. The voters are registered at the same address as the UPS store... because the UPS store is in the same building as a bunch of apartments. Where humans live. This guy is MAGA's most famous investigative journalist.

BREAKING: Trump is now threatening Netflix of consequences if they don’t fire Susan Rice. Important context: Netflix is in a bidding war with Paramount for Warner Brothers. There are rumors that Trump may block the bid by Netflix. This is exactly how dictators act. How are Republicans OK with this?

Trump just declared, "glyphosate-based herbicides are a cornerstone of this Nation’s agricultural productivity and rural economy." And he's declaring glyphosate weedkiller to be a federally-protected critical resources. This is insanity. He is now pushing the mass poisoning of American food crops and groceries with cancer-causing deadly weedkiller chemicals that will be sprayed all over the food crops. Trump just declared chemical warfare on the American people. It's all here in black and white: whitehouse.gov/presidential-…

It’s important that you understand what happened last night. Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue. In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened CBS if the interview aired. CBS caved and pulled the segment, citing “financial reasons.” In modern American history, no president has been more hostile to free speech than Donald Trump. But censorship always backfires. Here’s the full segment Trump didn’t want you to see.

I just listened to the James Talarico interview. Never would’ve heard it otherwise without the FCC chaos. These were his very last words: “They want us talking about furries and bathrooms so we don’t realize that they are picking our pockets, that they are closing our schools, they are gutting our healthcare, and they are raising taxes on all of us while they cut taxes for their billionaire donors. The culture wars are a smoke screen because the real fight in this country is not left versus right; it’s top versus bottom.” Again, the Republicans are going to have to do a whole lot better than “Vote for us because we’re not the left.”

This.

We no longer have a functioning government. Everything is based on screaming, cover-ups, diversions, and who was mean to me, even if those people are imaginary. It’s The Real Housewives of Mar-a-Lago.

Let me be very clear. If bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring in history will “collapse the world as we know it” then the world as we know it needs to collapse.

The stock market is up so we don’t have to prosecute pedophiles is one of the worst political messages i have ever heard.

A reminder before you sign up for @ring’s state-sponsored surveillance marketed under the guise of “looking for a lost dog”. Please, please, please don’t sign up for that service!

Welp, that was a massive disgrace to the American people. > Barely even speaks English. > Not from here. > Associates with criminals and pedophiles. DO NOT see the Melania movie.

We cannot recommend using this enough. The thing that’s not being spread about it is that it’s not just a mimic of his email, but an entire Google workspace. Meaning there are flight logs, photos, all the files, etc…

Donald Trump is probably the only President who would give an overtly partisan speech at an event like this. He's only interested in dividing people, and our country is worse off for it.

‘Til the day I die, I will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it, right from the very beginning.

In years past, this sort of behavior would have been unimaginable from a president of the United States. Unimaginable. There are other words to describe this, but you can simply watch it and feel it yourself. This is being done in public.The press is being attacked in public and private. Having a free press is critical to our democracy. Having a president that knows how to answer questions with class, professionalism, and intelligence is critical to our culture and society.

What upsets MAGA: • science • empathy • vaccines • pronouns • diversity • immigrants • trans people • public libraries • teaching history • a Muslim mayor in NYC • books they want banned • drag queens reading books • rainbow-painted crosswalks • Cracker Barrel’s logo change What doesn’t upset MAGA: • pedophilia

This aged spectacularly.

Tottenham being 14th in the Premier League but finishing above PSG, Inter, Real Madrid, Manchester City and Barcelona in the Champions League table is the most Tottenham thing possibly imaginable.

Official Statement from @JamesTalarico on Crockett’s Leaked Negative Attack Plans