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joseph @ssorC

this is nothing to me

Joined February 2010
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joseph@ssorC
6 Jan 2019
read the blog hgtvdreamhome2019.blogspot.c…
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joseph@ssorC
29 Mar 2019
starting a log of every time i have to honk or am honked at while driving
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joseph@ssorC
2 Jul 2019
7/2 (again) - gave a quick signal honk to the white SUV in front of me that didn't notice the left turn signal had turned green. i gave them a ~4s grace period before i had to resort to a honk
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joseph@ssorC
Jun 9
silver honda crv asleep at the light change. shot him a quick but full-bodied honk
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joseph@ssorC
Apr 7
setting my slack status to the beer emoji when i’m drinking on the weekend
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A malfunctioning service robot dances uncontrollably at a Haidilao hotpot restaurant in San Jose, California, knocking over tableware as staff members attempt to restrain it, March 2026.
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joseph@ssorC
23 Oct 2025
they’re doing this to me at work tomorrow
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joseph@ssorC
15 Oct 2025
this is actually just how boys message each other in the group chat
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joseph@ssorC
15 Sep 2025
the national football league is dismantling my early bedtime
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joseph@ssorC
15 Sep 2025
Could I interest sir in a baby carrot? Hmm yes — though tell me, is it wet? Like it’s been sprayed with a hose, sir
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joseph@ssorC
31 Aug 2025
Help! I’m hungover!
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Shawn Garrett@ShawnGarrett
28 Aug 2025
Frito Lay truck crash in Crescent City, California.
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joseph@ssorC
29 Aug 2025
they are listening
joseph@ssorC
11 Jul 2024
here's how to make spotify 100x better - bring back dms - activity feed on profiles you can like/comment on - let users 'pin' a song on their profile - top 8 friends
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joseph@ssorC
20 Aug 2025
hey dude could you pick up a horn of plenty on the way over
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joseph@ssorC
7 Aug 2025
companies should encourage more horseplay in the office
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joseph@ssorC
30 Jun 2025
hello losers can we stop saying “this is the way”
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mr. joshua
@pants
21 Mar 2025
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joseph@ssorC
18 Jun 2025
hey man have you been using that lavender pillow mist i got you?
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joseph@ssorC
12 Apr 2025
good morning
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joseph@ssorC
8 Mar 2025
how your email finds me
Gareth Harney
@OptimoPrincipi
8 Mar 2025
A sculpture from the archaeological site of Lepenski Vir in Serbia, dating to around 7000 BC. Such sculptures appear to show human-fish hybrids and are thought to represent the dead, who were believed to transform into fish and ensure migrating beluga sturgeon returned each year.
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joseph@ssorC
26 Feb 2025
spring is right around the corner
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joseph@ssorC
20 Feb 2025
unfortunately the $128 lulu pants fit great
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joseph@ssorC
8 Feb 2025
Chet Soda
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