Chelsea, F1 and maybe some other random rumblings of a British expat

Joined August 2010
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Jun 14
Yes Lewis! Class is permanent 🐐
🔴 LEWIS HAMILTON WINS FOR FERRARI 🔴
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we've sold 802,137,914 pizzas since Arsenal won a European trophy
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May 21
Not a manager I trust more to lead my country into the World Cup. Ignore the noise. We got super Tommy Tuchel 💙
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May 21
So much headloss about the England squad. Everyone has their opinion but mine is this: Tuchel knows much more about football than me, so in Tuchel I trust 💪
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On your big day out. ✊ #CFC | #EmiratesFACup
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Apr 21
Show us your trophy cabinet
Four wins in a row against @ChelseaFC. 🔥👏
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Apr 20
Rosenior realises you need to score goals to win games of football No doubt that’s his next team talk
Apr 20
🚨 Rosenior says we need to go 1-0 up in a Football game to give ourselves a chance.
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Replying to @EmiratesFACup
Enjoy your quadruple, pal.
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Apr 1
Rather than backing the gaffer, the nation, we get this drivel instead. Two-rate journalists posting headlines for clicks are part of the problem
This deserved humbling by Japan felt like a custard pie to the face for suffering fans, writes @oliverbrown_tel ❗Doubts are swirling over both Tuchel’s technical wisdom and his ability to motivate this team ❌ Tuchel led England to a first-ever defeat to a team from Africa, and now to their first one from Asia 🤦‍♂️ Bleak realisation dawning that Tuchel no closer to forging a collective identity than when he started Read the full column below 👇 telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Apr 1
Here come the briefs before the inevitable summer exit
Some Chelsea players have been left unimpressed by Enzo Fernandez's behaviour in recent weeks. The club's vice captain has berated his own team-mates publicly and plunged his own futured into doubt during a run of four consecutive defeats. @mcgrathmike and @JBurtTelegraph have the full story: telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Apr 1
I love what Southgate did for the country, especially in ‘18 and ‘21 but it was clear he would never get us over the line. What nation wouldn’t hire an elite coach known for doing just that? Tuchel will win a tournament for England 💯
England barely qualifies for major tournaments until Southgate came in and took them to 3rd place finish in the WC and 2 Euro finals and lost one of them on penalties but the naysayers said he was not good enough because some of our favorites didn’t start. Tuchel is a great coach but Southgate really raised the bar so high for him because anything short of a win in any tournament will be a failure.
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And quite obviously the incompetent, embarrassing, cringeworthy idiot Liam Rosenior needs to go tonight. What a shameful stain on the position of Chelsea manager he has been.
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Mar 21
Getting the French in. The best and most experienced protestors in Europe. Whether it’s football, fuel or pensions, they know how to protest 💪 I back this fully. Time to send a message to the clowns upstairs
🚨🚨 PROTEST MARCH ANNOUNCEMENT!! Date: Saturday 18 April Game: Chelsea vs Manchester United Action: Protest march alongside fans of RC Strasbourg NotAProjectCFC is proud to announce joint protest action in unison with four supporter groups representing more than 2,000 fans of Racing Club de Strasbourg ahead of Chelsea’s match at home to Manchester United on Saturday, 18 April. As a result of the continued erosion of values at both football clubs, we have decided to come together to take action with one clear, unified message: Blueco Out Members of Ultra Boys 90, Kop Ciel et Blanc, Fédération des supporters du RCS and Pariser section have kindly agreed to fly over to London and walk in unison with us on a protest march towards Stamford Bridge ahead of the match. Supporters of both clubs are invited to join us on this march. We plan to shine a light on not only the incompetence and mismanagement at Chelsea Football Club, but also the restrictions implemented by multi-club ownership, where clubs like RC Strasbourg are being stripped of their identities, and where longstanding and respected fan groups are being censored and repressed by a brutal ownership. We believe this could be a seismic moment in the history of football, where fans of clubs from separate countries will come together to do what is right not only for our clubs individually, but for the sport more widely. Together, we can force change. #BluecoOut Further details of this march will be announced in due course. @UltraBoys90 @fsrcs @Kopcieletblanc @PariserSection
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Mar 18
Fuck me. Anyone and everyone will go on and on and on speculating about our downfall. We live rent free in the head of every fanbase and journalist in the country
Have been saying for years that Chelsea's abuse of the (now closed) long amortisation loophole was short-term gain but likely longer-term pain & it seems we may now be approaching that stage (🤞🏻) The Athletic explain it in more detail here but to summarise it, when you buy a new
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Feb 6
I can’t believe how big a thing journalists are making over a minor incident in a warm up. From posting the clips, to asking him about it again in his press conference and reacting with fake outrage You should probably work on reporting on something relevant 🥱
I can't believe how big a thing Liam Rosenior has made out of an absolutely nothing incident. To follow up his obvious 'for the cameras' fake outrage on Tuesday night with his 'lack of respect' comments yesterday was so ridiculous. You see that sort of thing happening with a keeper's warm-up kicking drill every week, up and down the country. It happens all the time. No-one bats an eyelid. It's just really bizarre. He should probably just focus on working on his first touch.
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Jan 11
Spare for Arsenal (H) - Carabao Cup. MHL. Selling for FV - £56. Must have membership to forward to @FaceValueCFC @SparesCFC @CFCSparesFV
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3 Dec 2025
Long way to go yet, but this was SO predictable. Horrible start #LEECHE
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22 Nov 2025
Great play by Guiu to create that goal. Proper CF play
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21 Nov 2025
But…. But… you’ll also never sing it
21 Nov 2025
That first ‘Champions of Europe, you’ll never sing that’ this weekend will be unbelievable, if we aren’t 1-0 down in the 30th second.
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16 Nov 2025
Tommy Tuchel will win the World Cup with England. I said it.
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