Ate lots a chips up the Model me duck. Liked pies from the maaarkit on a Friday. Had a good foo parnts in Centrals. Died in Stamford. Gave me name to Daniels
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Daniel Lambert retweeted
Mar 21
Bloody ell buh. Things is goin’ dairn since I left tairn. Ord’rin on a bleddy screen. The Model ain’t what the Model were.
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Mar 21
Couldn’t be doing with them fancy ordering screens in the Model so I’ve waddled East.
Bit of a coo though at Birdy’s me ducks.
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Mar 21
Yiss buh. I saw them bleddy touch screens. That ‘ent rairt buh.
The new Model wooden forks are minuscule, you’ll need at least five. Oh, and you have to order on a touch screen. My world has taken a bit of a battering. Still, chips yesterday were usual belting standard. So there’s that.
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Mar 21
The hiiighlights of the fair buhs.
Although I’ll be teking a trek up the Model and then dairn the medders with a wooden fork. Bleddy glorious.
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Mar 14
The Model is back.
Mid Lent Fair is back.
Big Dan is back.
Daylight is back.
Yisssss Buh!
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30 Nov 2025
Bleddy love a Hot Chocolate when it’s cold airtside, but I ‘ent never had a Luxery one before.
Stoopid ol buhs
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2 Nov 2025
Oooooo yiss ducky
1 Nov 2025
@StamfordAFC1896 To the lad who put this on the Stourbridge twitter tonight, I salute you 🫡
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31 Oct 2025
Maarkit day ✅
Foo sweets tonairt for Halloween ✅
Model on its way back buh ✅✅✅✅✅✅
Ya boody
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30 Oct 2025
Stamford ol boy ‘’Ere buh, don’t suppose you know the postcode for St Ives in Cambridgeshire do you me ol boody?’’
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19 Oct 2025
Respect buh. Need one of these dairn the Hong Kong in Sheepmaaarket
Hoshoryu was gifted a giant soy sauce after becoming Grand Champion 😆
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13 Oct 2025
‘Ark at you cairnsuller talking French.
A Moos buche is a good ‘un though. You don’t get them up the Hurdler.
13 Oct 2025
Bleddy ell buh. That ain’t even starter size. More like as muze booche.
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12 Oct 2025
You’ll want a foo more tates to get me there me ducks.
And a bit more bleddy meat wouldn’t go amiss too me ol boody.
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8 Oct 2025
Alroite ducky, bring us a punnet of chips next time.
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23 Sep 2025
That’s another tairn institooshun gone. Lunch buns. Closed dairn.
No doubt in favour of a noo style deli with ‘arf a bap and twoice the prairce.
Bleddy sad.
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20 Sep 2025
Noo picture for me front room.
Missing the old boody on a Satdey afternoon in tairn.
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11 Sep 2025
I know where I’ll be waddling before the maaaarkit opens tomorrra
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6 Aug 2025
And me ducky. Them airced buns were boodiful.
6 Aug 2025
I miss Bakers oven
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