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HymenCahoots @stitchmarks

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HymenCahoots@stitchmarks
24 Dec 2021
Replying to @arrowfoil @TG22110 @HeatherThomasAF
I appreciate people that take the exhausting effort to teach reality to a distracted audience❤️
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I think we can be done with the word gourmande.
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I know the raddest friends.❤️
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BDE.❤️
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The average age on the us men’s hockey team is twentyfuckingeight. I want even just one player from the team to go against the grain. ✌🏽
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The trick is to create a better world inside your house than the incomprehensible garbage fire world happening outside your house.
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Reunion
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Looks like God has a busy day saving the deluded from It Works!. This world is stranger than fiction.✌🏽
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Fuck technology. Make strawberries taste like strawberries again.
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Between Tony and Mel, no thank you probably any and all Robbins that ever Robbinsed.✌🏽
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It’s particularly the ‘gusting to 70’ for me.🤮
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If you have a big sad, we see you. And you are worth everything.🫶🏽 🐾
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If i may be so rude, “Christ cover them in your blood…” is not a prayer i ever wish to receive. Let me stay lost or sick or dying. No blood Christ. Thank you so much.✌🏽
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I saw Halloween(for the 1st time) in the theatre tonight. It was not good. It might have scared me in the 80’s…but in 2025 i have questions. I can’t believe how people built this TF up and carried a torch for decades and how flat it falls on fresh eyes. 🤷🏽‍♀️i wanted to like it.
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Quickest homicide investigation.
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I haven’t seen Rocky Horror because people have ruined it for me by being so weird about it. Like a club i was never a part of but I’m invited to watch the club go off? PASS.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Get up.🫶🏽
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