The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Joined April 2011
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Is that it? #itvfootball
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This ceremony could do with a Graham Norton speakover al la Eurovison. #itvfootball
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Bet there are thousands of publicans wishing they had enough punters to be able to bar some whenever they chose. Scriptwriters obviously livenon a different planet. #Corrie
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It’s #winter. The buzzing has stopped - mostly. So what’s happened to all the #bees? Let me explain. Please #retweet this thread. Don’t just like/look. It literally takes you a second. Costs you nothing. Bees are in trouble & need you good people to help. Thank you. #share 1/14
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How thick are these folk? #emmerdale
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#gogglebox Guatemala/Guacamole = Potato/Tomato
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#gogglebox Comedy gold from the 2 Geordie girls. Love them for being so naive.
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#corrie no taxi for Jenny !!!
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#corrie was once about working class folk and local dramas but now its all about shagging and the pride scene. Had to check it wasn't on Channel 4 and the 1980's again. What a load of shite.
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And now for the 2nd part of Friday evening fantasy bullshit from @itv #corrie
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Are they going to go with the incest storyline after all? #emmerdale
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Tried counting #sheep, as I lay in #bed But the big problem was, they were all in #Red So wondered who was it, who was doing all the #saving Was it big #Dimitar, or was it wee #Shady? Ach, who gives a damn, if the #sheep is a #lady! #COYR #Dons
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Maybe Steph should spend her money on acting lessons instead. #emmerdale
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Nick Pope #HWTL
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Poor from @originalfm today. Back to work day for many, overnight snow through region with roads bad and no "live" presenter. Now there is no other "local" radio station this should have been chance to shine.
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Why does the Bishop sound like an outnof work Santa? #Corrie
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Straaheid👨‍🌾 retweeted
Time for a Brew World Cup 2024 - The Final @kernelbrewery v @fiercebeer Vote closes at 1pm tomorrow! Share who you voted for in the comments and why. The winner is crowned Time For a Brew Champion 2024!
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Straaheid👨‍🌾 retweeted
It's Manchester's @trackbrewco that has taken a first half lead against @fiercebeer but it's tighter than it was a few hours ago. Long way to go in this and either brewery can still make the quarter-finals. Get your votes in before 10pm!
Time for a Brew World Cup 2024 - Round of 16 @trackbrewco v @fiercebeer Vote closes at 10pm tonight! Share who you voted for in the comments and why. Only one can make the quarter final stage and only you can decide who that is!
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Straaheid👨‍🌾 retweeted
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Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer mistakenly calls for the 'return of the sausages' instead of the hostages in Gaza during the Labour Party Conference in Liverpool. Follow live politics updates | trib.al/YKanzN3
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