Stuart Wright. Tweeting like a fucking bird since '94. Solicitor(-ish).

Joined May 2009
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Mr Wright retweeted
A week to celebrate. A week to recover. An extra week just to annoy this guy. On repeat every year until the end of time.
Why did @theSNP Govt agree to Bank Holiday today in Scotland for qualifying for World Cup. What happens if they win? A week off work?
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Replying to @JuliaHB1
I have no aptitude for that, Julia. Unlike your great hero, I also have no aptitude for encouraging race riots on the streets of the UK. Hey, each to their own.
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How dangerous must Clacton be by the way? £5m on security and it’s still not safe to hold a MP’s surgery… Is it time to send the Army in?
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This is shocking. Don't porn companies do any kind of vetting?
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We asked 100 people, "How many times can a lying, grifting cvnt, change his story over a £5M bung?" You said, "Small boats." 🐢💨
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The fact that there’s more noise about Zack Polanski not paying some council tax on a narrow boat, than there is about Nigel Farage taking a £5m bribe to run as an MP….confirms that it’s pretty fucking impossible to have functioning democracy AND a billionaire owned ‘free’ press
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Angela Rayner was dragged through every front page for weeks... HMRC's verdict: NOT deliberate. NOT even careless. Farage pockets £5 million and chooses not to declare it So where's the wall-to-wall coverage? Tell me this isn't a rigged game.
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GP system is a mess, says Shipman
University tuition fees system is a 'mess', says Clegg bbc.in/4b2ZH2b
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More and more people are backing our call to balance the BBC. Our national broadcaster should be fair and balanced, not a mouthpiece for Nigel Farage and his 4 MPs.
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Must’ve taken you ages to go around checking everyone’s tickets.
It’s been 25 years since I went to watch Oasis at Reading festival… They’ve still got it 👏
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There’s a reason Gerry Adams hasn’t sued anyone for saying: “Gerry Adams was a commanding officer in the provisional IRA”
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3 Dec 2024
Ok…then fuck it, since you’ll never see it. I can let you know. I won the whole thing and made the best dishes ever tasted on the show. Gregg Wallace said, and I quote- “this quiche is so tasty that I’m going to pull its pants down and roger it senseless right now.”
3 Dec 2024
BREAKING: The BBC has decided to pull its MasterChef Christmas specials following claims of inappropriate behaviour against presenter Gregg Wallace Full story ⬇️ news.sky.com/story/bbc-pulls…
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9 Jul 2024
Chief whip of five lads? My brother, that is a group chat admin.
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Also known as her initial days in Downing Street
15 Apr 2024
Read about my final days in Downing Street in @DailyMailUK today. I explain WHY I had to go and WHAT my experience has taught me about taking on the establishment. You can order my book at elizabethtruss.com Read the extract here 👇 shorturl.at/isENS
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Replying to @Conservatives
You have defunded the criminal justice system to the point of collapse. Every day I meet victims of the most serious, appalling crimes, whose agonies have been exacerbated by the system that you have broken. There has never been a government as soft on crime as @RishiSunak’s.
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Attacking a political opponent for having represented unpopular clients as a barrister is like attacking somebody for having treated unpopular patients as a doctor. It is an absurdity perpetrated by the cynical and dishonest upon the unwary. It insults and debases us all.
Replying to @Steven_Swinford
Tories plan to put Keir Starmer’s record as a ‘lefty lawyer’ at centre of their campaign Labour says it is ready for the attacks and will hit back ‘Does Sunak want to open up scrutiny on his own finances, his time working in finance or his time in America? Does every Tory lawyer want to see their own cases up in lights?’
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I was in the supermarket & there was an old lady in front of me at the checkout. She didn't have enough money to buy her shopping, she started to cry then she looked at me & asked "Why won't they stop the boats?" I cuddled her & said "It'll be fine. Rishi will stop the boats"
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