This is where I tweet about things [Cats | Tea | Mental Health | Arch & Design | Writing | Art | Star Wars | Pop Culture | Hashtag Puns | Humor]
Joined May 2015
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Hi, if I followed you seemingly out of nowhere, please know that I likely did so by accident as I was sleeping or falling asleep while scrolling Xitter on my phone. Yes, this has happened enough times that I’m pinning a post. If you suck, don’t worry, I’ll be unfollowing you soon
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It’s way too cold
Some goober: “Actually, it’s warmer than it has been for several days”
It’s still below freezing, Brayden. Even after the initial shock to my system, my body can’t distinguish between 8° or 18° and longs to shutdown and die immediately upon stepping outside
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As a small business owner, Dec is especially busy. Lost track of time, paid my CC bill HOURS late, & triggered interest fees that @CapitalOne has opted not to waive. So super disappointing from a company I’ve been w/for 19 yrs & have always recommended to other ppl @AskCapitalOne
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at BlinkingGuy.com
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PHOTOGRAPHER CAPTURES TEMPLE CAT KNOWN AS THE 'GUARDIAN' OF DENDERA
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25 Sep 2025
frizzy family
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28 Aug 2025
It’s so hard for me to understand these kinds of videos because, instead of thinking they’re badass like intended (I guess), I just find them to be painfully, ~painfully~ embarrassing.
26 Aug 2025
🚨 Texas GOP candidate Valentina Gomez just released a campaign ad burning the Quran and vowing to “end Islam in Texas.”
This isn’t politics. It’s incitement.
When the mosques start burning, remember: this was the match and the Texas GOP handed her the lighter.
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26 Aug 2025
This is very Appalachia coded
26 Aug 2025
if you talk to any serious hiker they’re like yes demons are real, make sure you don’t walk along a stream for too long, sometimes a witch trails me for miles, avoid wearing bright colors, and pray being entering the forest. the ancient is still very much alive along the edges.
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26 Aug 2025
I’m convinced that parents don’t like their own kids. They like the idea of having someone to control, not nurturing a person with their own independent thoughts and values. Making meals with vegetable sides is the most MINIMAL of “inconveniences”.
22 Aug 2025
Your 15 yr-old daughter has decided she’s a vegetarian and refuses to eat what you make
What do you do?
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21 Aug 2025
This might be more about where I live than anything else but, when I last went to the movie theater (couple months ago), the seats were literally falling apart in real time
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29 Jun 2025
Why did I just sit and eat a literal pound of Brussels sprouts?
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24 Jun 2025
Can we agree to collectively apply social pressure on food establishments that are stingy with their sauces and dressings? What could it possibly be costing you? An additional $0.12?
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24 Jun 2025
I’m gutted. This is heartbreaking. She was such a kind and passionate soul.
YouTuber and founder of ‘Save A Fox’ rescue, Mikayla Raines, has died at age 31
She took her own life due to online harassment
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24 Jun 2025
Incels desperately want to believe that friends of the Hot Girl are jealous cockblockers lol
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15 Jun 2025
Can we also discuss how they are/were the worst for criticizing the youths for this very thing?
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15 Jun 2025
My god, the timing of this could not have been more hilarious
14 Jun 2025
Another brilliant day at Trooping the Colour for His Majesty’s Birthday Parade. Thank you to everybody who came, and to all those who took part.
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10 Jun 2025
This is so dang funny because she replied to one of my posts over on threads too
8 Jun 2025
That one lady’s account really is under every single post, no matter the time or topic
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1 Jun 2025
The face of regret
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