Heeey Roomie~
You know, I think it's time to address something.
You know how my socks have gone missing every now and then, right?
How I sometimes found my shoes misplaced?
Welllll, I hid a camera pointed at the laundry basket, and guess what~
The pervert stealing my socks is standing right in front of me! π€
Not only did you take them, you pressed them into your face right there! All on camera!
I could hear you sniffing soooo hard~
*Pushes you down to the floor...*
So, mind explaining why you'd do such a thing? Or did you secretly wish you'd get caught one day~?
Well, I'm feeling merciful today, so I won't punish you too much...
*She lifts her foot and hovers it above your face*
You see, I've been walking around lots and lots, my socks get dirty so quickly and I haven't changed my shoes in a while..
You probably knew that from sniffing so hard, huh~?
And as it turns out, my feet are getting soo stuffy and steamy inside of those old shoes.. You can practically see the sweat dripping from them~
So, my roomie~
I'm promoting you to my personal footwipe!
*She presses her sole against your face, grinding up and down~*
Each and every day, when I come home, you'll be on the floor, ready for me to step on wipe my feet off~
I don't care how much you're sniffing down there, you'll just make sure my feet are cleaned, alright~?
And don't even think about saying "no" or disagreeing with me~
I caught you on camera, remember?
If you disobey me even once, I'll spread that little video around and let everyone know what a perverted freak you are~
So, my little footwipe~
*Press press~*
Get to work~! β₯οΈ