a thief like you, but on another level
Joined April 2018
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imagine turning on the hud in your helmet and it starts blasting some chiptune with a rotating 3D ascii clog and "CRACKED BY R00KW0RST: AHEAD OF THE PACK"
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Dutch Defence Secretary Tuinman: "If the US blocks F-35 software updates, we will crack the code and do our own updates to make the plane fully European. I'm not allowed to say more" - BNR
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19 Dec 2025
Don't get mad, but last night I accidentally got drunk and revealed the true name of our god to a guy from the tribe over the next hill.
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17 Jul 2024
Your tribe is so fucked lol. Your shaman has ZERO insights, he's just some regular guy. How'd that happen? None of your people blessed with divine madness?
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25 Apr 2024
If I lived in Omelas I would start doing land acknowledgments about the kid
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11 Feb 2024
My uncle was a an insanely gifted light bulb scientist before the Islamic revolution in Poland, I asked him what it would cost to build this today. I'll never forget his reply.
"We can't, we don't know how to do it."
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6 Feb 2024
If you pander to both the white-nationalist border militias and the immigrant voters, both the rabid Zionists and the Arab/Muslim swing-state communities, don’t act shocked when neither side votes for you
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2 Feb 2024
There’s a kind of incredible projection in how elites chastise young people as ‘brainwashed’ by tiktok while they elaborately orient the presidency around a feedback loop of his favorite cable news show, two admins in a row.
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27 Jan 2024
What if we made a wish at the Richmond Gun Hole and it came true?
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1 Dec 2023
President of Omelas posting a picture of the kid and saying “Heartbreaking. This is not who we are”
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20 Aug 2022
There's an old saying in Schelling—I know it's in Hegel, probably in Schelling—that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as... as... tragedy... the second time as... as... it's funny if it happens again
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11 Aug 2023
The Emperor of Cathay has gifted Clarence Thomas an alicorn mounted on a silver stand. The House of Sforza has sent him the femur of St. Philemon in an ivory reliquary. From the Margrave-Elector of Brandenburg, an ingenious mechanical peacock encrusted with precious stones.
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26 May 2023
Section two of Allen Ginsberg's Howl performed by photographic lumps of flesh.
You have to see this.
Moloch!
Moloch! Our data whose body is a prison of light! Moloch! Mind pulsing to life!
Moloch! Child of man!
Moloch! Profane cathedrals of data burning in the night!
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6 Apr 2023
Every American intellectual, right or left, is absolutely obsessed with COLLEGE. Ooh, what books are the kids reading? What speakers are addressing them? What's the culture like? I DON'T FUCKING CARE! TIME TO THINK ABOUT GROWN-UP STUFF!!!
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14 Oct 2022
there's far too much enrichment in my enclosure. i'm frankly overstimulated and worried about persecution under the coming degrowth regime
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