boss of maryland
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Mar 19
Time to freshen up
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Jun 15
Found out my company is merging with another one when a client called to ask about it
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Jun 15
The way she said “Oh, I’ve seen that!” about It’s a Wonderful Life really cracked me up
Sarah Pidgeon admits she doesn’t know who Jimmy Stewart is: “Something I’m very embarrassed about is my lack of names.”
Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode on the @CNN app: cnn.com/videos/title-2570358
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Jun 14
This is like the best scene of all time
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Jun 14
RIP MCA
Jun 14
Best thing I heard/saw out on the streets was a guy pouring out a beer who then yelled "If you died before the Knicks won, I feel bad for you!!!"
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Jun 14
If you tweeted something faintly critical of this show during the Biden era people would literally threaten to kill you
Jun 13
TED LASSO is the most aggressively "streaming show" television ever made. I'm watching Season 2 right now, and there's an entire 43 minute episode devoted to "Coach Beard," the minor joke side character who only exists to grunt and be quiet and drop a one liner sometimes
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Jun 14
coppola is such a nasty bitch
Jun 12
My contribution to Spielberg/Lucas ruining Hollywood with Blockbusters discourse. My favorite George Lucas quote:
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Jun 13
There’s a scene in Disclosure Day that is the funniest thing that has ever been in any Spielberg movie, and may be the funniest scene of the year
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Hot take: Disclosure Day isn’t about aliens but the Epstein files.
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Jun 13
One of Disclosure Day’s charmingly quaint elements is the idea that the big disclosure MUST go out live on the news. Just dump it on the internet, guys, you don’t have to wait until 6 o’clock.
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Jun 12
Transphobic jokes in the Repo Man DVD commentary
ALT Matt in Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie realizing that they are in 2008
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Jun 11
RT @commieclimber: Absolutely disgusting from one of the largest and most prestigious medical institutions in the world
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Jun 11
I supported Amber when I thought she was just whipping his ass for fun, but finding out that she was putting him with him being this big of a nerd makes me think she’s a saint
Jun 11
Depp’s scheme to frame her started back in 2016 with this text to her assistant
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Jun 11
Before Blockbuster took over DC, one Turkish immigrant who arrived here with $16 built a 208-store video empire from a TV repair shop in Georgetown. Then it vanished almost overnight.
ghostsofdc.org/2026/06/11/er…
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Jun 11
It’s not annoying that millennials like dresses with pockets. It’s annoying that when you say to one “I like your dress” they reply “thanks! It has pockets.” Like ok
“It has pockets” is such an annoying millennial thing like it needs to die
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"He seemed very happy, loving all the sounds and lights. Incredible."
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Jun 9
I know intellectually that Jay McCarrol is a very handsome man but he looks exactly like if my dad and his best friend had a baby, so I am cannot find him truly attractive. God bless and I hope the rest of you have fun.
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