Tonight we dance, for tomorrow they release the dogs

Joined May 2009
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Fitbit changed over to @googlehealth app and now it’s completely unusable. The interface is god awful. @Fitbit we had a good run but I guess I’ll be switching to Garmin
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They do this because it removes accountability from the individual. If I am "homeless," I do not have a home; I have not gotten housing for myself. If I am "unhoused," it means someone else hasn't housed me. The responsibility to house me is someone else's.
Why is saying unhoused better than saying homeless? Who decided that saying homeless is no longer acceptable?
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He does all this posturing then does nothing. Greg Puciato would have just yeeted it into the crowd at nobody in particular
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I don’t think this account has ever posted a correct thing in its entire existence
You reduce crime by eliminating poverty. The reason so called nice neighborhoods have lower crime rates is because people’s basic needs are being met. It is not because of police, alarm systems, or neighborhood associations. Poverty creates crime.
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Our orbits are collapsing upon themselves, and we stand in the traffic indifferent to the grand histrionics of god, unmoved
May 25
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
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Ok she’s definitely a psyop or at best a parody account. This is brilliant stuff
NYC bagel shops need to get with the times. The bagels in LA suck, but all the LA bagel shops at least use cashew-based vegan cream cheese. NYC bagel shops almost never have vegan cc or they’re using hyper processed Tofutti 🤢. I hope Zohran can remedy this
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Spencer Pratt is a good example of “judge me by my enemies”
Drew Carey goes on foul-mouthed rant about Spencer Pratt’s LA mayoral run: ‘F–k this guy’ trib.al/m8OLAXZ
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Both are equally easy (I cannot do either of them)
Running a marathon is much easier than building to a 315lb bench press.
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Me when I see a 5’9” 126lb male

ALT Homelander Disappointed GIF

Replying to @asukagrypr
126 lbs is jaw dropping. He's the same weight as a tiny ass female or a 13 year old boy. I could throw this fool 5 yards 😭
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Saying poor people are "forced to rely on" doordash is legitimately one of the stupidest things I have ever seen in my entire life How long until Taylor is revealed as some sort of foreign agitator? Her entire body of work seems like a psyop
This is bc they do not have the time or capacity to create home cooked meals. It’s an issue countless ppl have tried to raise w leftists but big leftists online continue to shame/abuse poor ppl for being forced to rely on these services for meals, which act as a tax on the poor
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2 and 7 for me
If you're a millennial it's time to pick your midlife crisis: 1. Quitting alcohol 2. Running 10 miles before work 3. Divorce 4. Panic baby at 35 with wife you hate 5. Pickleball 6. ADHD diagnosis 7. Dressing like you did in 2004 8. Blacking out every weekend like you’re 21 9. Weekly hinge dates 10. Ice baths and saunas 11. Board games and craft beer in the suburbs 12. Getting into tattoos 13. Quitting your job to explore your “passions” 14. Plants and the environment 15. Traveling
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He has a new one that says “I’m 77 but feel like I’m 27” with the same tiger pic. Maybe he just gets a new one every year
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Old man at the gym has a shirt that says “I’m 75 but feel like I’m 25!” with a picture of himself sitting next to a tiger. Absolute alpha chad shit, I salute him
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I want to get one that says “I’m 41 but feel like absolute ass” with a picture of me barfing
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Well, it finally happened. I saw a hot homeless lady
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This is an opinion commonly held by the worst, most narcissistic and socially inept people you’ll ever encounter
Psychology says some people avoid socializing not because they hate people, but because they can read them too well. They walk into a room and immediately sense the fake laughs, the hidden agendas, the performances. Their nervous system doesn't misread the signal, it just refuses to ignore it. Small talk feels like a tax they didn't agree to pay. Forced smiles cost them energy that takes hours to recover. They're not broken. They're calibrated differently. They don't avoid people. They avoid emotional labor that leads nowhere. When they do connect, it's deep, intentional, real. No masks. No games. Fewer friends doesn't mean loneliness. It means higher standards. That's not antisocial behavior. That's emotional intelligence.
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do you ever see a photo of yourself and almost can’t believe how fucking ugly you actually are
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I’m always confused by these takes. Is 10k steps supposed to be a lot? It js trivially easy to get to 10k steps in a day. The only days I don’t reach 10k steps are days when I’m actively trying to do as little possible (e.g. when I’m sick or hung over)
The concept of 10k steps burning 250 calories
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Shoe cooked here, as is tradition
Shoe doesn't yell or call him names, she politely hands Hasan Piker a shovel and lets him dig a grave for himself, as she just bodied him. 😂💀🤭
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Instagram doesn’t impact my mental health because looking at my feed just reinforces that I’m better than everyone
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My fastest 5k time is 22:55 and I felt like I was going to die This is an absolutely insane pace, crazy athletic achievement
Apr 26
For anyone that’s ever run a 5K before, here are his splits for all 8 consecutive each 5K’s - 14:14 14:21 14:35 14:11 14:20 14:22 13:54  13:42 That’s ridiculous 🤯
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