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Joined July 2011
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12 Sep 2017
pro tip: whenever you feel like not studying, just remember the sacrifices your immigrant parents made and let the guilt consume you!
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25 Apr 2023
taking an edible before bed and waking up high is like being kidnapped in your sleep and taken to a secondary location
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Sureni Weerasekera retweeted
28 Feb 2023
Thursday! @sureni & I split an hour of stand up at @thegutter featuring @doublelagaan and @kcshornomnom ! 8 PM. love u see u there ❤️🔥❤️🔥
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14 Dec 2021
last week was v fun, this week we got 2x the prize money to give out! check out the stream at 4pm folks @GenshinImpact @crownchannel #Crown2J1C
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Sureni Weerasekera retweeted
14 Dec 2021
Tune in to Two Joysticks and a Couch Ep 2 ft. Genshin Impact LIVE on Tues 12/14, 4:00pm PT/7:00pm ET.
We have exciting gameplay, $2000 giveaways and sketch comedy featuring your favorite Genshin Impact streamers in Episode 2 at twitch.tv/crown
vimeo.com/649728283/4190ecb8…
3 Dec 2021
🚨#Crown2J1C #Giveaway Alert🚨 Who wants a loaded #GenshinImpact gift box!? Follow us & quote tweet this post for a chance to win (more quote tweets = more entries). 1 winner daily 12/6-12/14 @ 4pm PT. NoPurchNec. US only. 18 . Rules: amzn.to/3a4noXB @GenshinImpact
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7 Dec 2021
Tune in LIVE at 4pm PT to catch Two Joysticks and a Couch on Twitch.tv/crown they’re giving away a $2000 shopping spree to the in-game store. #Crown2J1C
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Sureni Weerasekera retweeted
3 Dec 2021
🚨#Crown2J1C #Giveaway Alert🚨 Who wants a loaded #GenshinImpact gift box!? Follow us & quote tweet this post for a chance to win (more quote tweets = more entries). 1 winner daily 12/6-12/14 @ 4pm PT. NoPurchNec. US only. 18 . Rules: amzn.to/3a4noXB @GenshinImpact
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3 Dec 2021
i wanna trust people the way i trust my favorite artists. haven't even listened to @sza's new song and already added it to my spotify
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Sureni Weerasekera retweeted
7 Sep 2021
Kicking off a brand new show with @sureni at @pianofight Oakland **TOMORROW (Wed 9/8)** Come hang, pay what you want, it's gonna be rad!🕴🔥
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5 Sep 2021
i’m a zillenial, you can tell because I have a middle side part
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4 Sep 2021
millennial wealth is a zip car at the jack in the box drive thru
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Very cool to hear my alma mater @UCBerkeley isn’t paying performers (former students/alumni) to do shows for thousands of new students during orientation week. And by very cool I mean pretty fucked up.
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Sureni Weerasekera retweeted
17 Jul 2021
Sunday night at 7 PM at Gasser Garden in SF, I will be performing with @amymiller @johnnypemberton @VVernale and @sureni
This is a crazy lineup and I highly recommend you come check out this show
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Sureni Weerasekera retweeted
11 Jun 2021
Thinking about the time I went on a date with another hot femme and we both left the restaurant without paying cause we thought the other one paid the bill
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10 Jun 2021
sureni, how can someone this hot be this sad? it’s called intersectional feminism
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7 Jun 2021
why is it that when someone compliments me I look for the nearest exit
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Sureni Weerasekera retweeted
6 Jun 2021
We've got an awesome lineup for our Trivia Murder Party 2 Comedy Show starting in 45 minutes! Come catch Morgan Jay, @Andrew_Orolfo, @sureni and me get drunk and do bits! twitch.tv/maxxeddy
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Sureni Weerasekera retweeted
1 Jun 2021
The 3 seconds it takes to slide in or out of a booth is so degrading. Never seen anyone do it gracefully
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