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Jun 10
NEW: DoorDash has patented a system that lets companies offer promotional deals based on how stressed you are.
States are passing bans against surveillance pricing, and Big Tech is spending big to crush them.
We uncovered the $13K wine-and-dine that defanged Maryland’s ban.
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Republicans: Retard! You're gay! Fuck you! Fuck them! Fucking cat ladies! Fuck woke! Fucking ugly feminists! Fuck your feelings!
Democrat: Stephen Miller is fucking ugly.
Republicans: OMG WHERE ARE MY SMELLING SALTS I HAVE BEEN OFFENDED OH LOOK AT MY DELICATE LITTLE HEART!
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May 26
i genuinely hate how internet culture has become so normalized and widespread. i do not want a white house deputy chief of staff saying "it's white boy november" or a secretary of state tweeting that he's "locked in for this banger." grow up.
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May 26
People aren’t just complaining about Google's AI search overhaul, they’re leaving.
Yesterday alone, our week over week installs surged 30% in the U.S. 🚀
Momentum is growing. It’s time to Fire Google.
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May 26
The White House lawn is about to smell like cigarettes and unpaid child support.
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May 22
I lost my election on the six month anniversary of the Epstein Files Transparency Act becoming law.
Those buggers don’t waste any time.
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RETWEET if you stand with Stephen Colbert against Donald Trump!
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May 22
Fuck David Ellison & everyone at CBS who is responsible for canceling The Late Show.
David Letterman built something magnificent for you, & Stephen Colbert expertly brought it into the modern era.
And you threw it all away in an instant because Dear Leader cannot take a joke.
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May 20
Young people don’t vote, they complain and complain but don’t vote.
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May 20
This shouldve gotten more attention.
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May 19
You don’t hate Google Cloud enough.
It appears Google Cloud has blocked our account, and so some services are unavailable
We’ve escalated this to Google and will keep people posted. Deepest apologies.
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May 20
Congratulations to the winner of the Kentucky 4th District congressional seat
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Vote democrat in the midterms. Destroy MAGA.
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May 19
Mark Cuban went from calling Trump “the most unethical, lacks character, dishonest person I’ve ever done business with or worked with" and “the antithesis of good leadership,” “the antithesis of good character,” “the antithesis of being ethical"... to... this? Sheesh.
May 19
I’ve watched firsthand how focused this team is on making life more affordable for American families.
As of today, TrumpRX.gov has already helped save Americans more than $400 million and we just added 600 more medications to the program.
Our President is demanding transparency and choice, which helps bring economic freedom.
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Seriously, what are the "ongoing market conditions" that causes access to online multiplayer gaming to go up in pricing?
May 18
Starting May 20, PlayStation Plus prices for new customers will increase in select regions. Due to ongoing market conditions, prices will start at $10.99 USD / €9.99 EUR / £7.99 GBP for 1-month subscriptions and $27.99 USD / €27.99 EUR / £21.99 GBP for 3-month subscriptions.
This price change does not apply to current subscribers (except in Turkey and India) unless the existing subscription changes or lapses.
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May 17
You’re never too old to play video games.
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May 16
Tbh We complain about nepotism only bc we’re not on the other side😭
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May 16
Vaccine Anti vaccine
research research
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May 14
democrats. do not try to engage in china hawkery. please do not repeat your mistakes. the best and only path forward is peaceful coexistence and cooperation.
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