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Swiff retweeted
Jun 3
One of the wildest stats in sports:
This is the 46TH CONSECUTIVE SEASON in which a former teammate of Jaromir Jagr has appeared in the Stanley Cup Final.
This year, it's Golden Knights defenseman Rasmus Andersson, who played with Jágr in Calgary in 2017-18.
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Swiff retweeted
So if they're using Aliens to distract us from the Epstein Files, is this technically Alien vs. Predator? 🤔 
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May 1
This might be the best sequence of Sixers basketball I've seen in recent memory. Euphoric.
Whatever you're doing, stop for a minute to watch this. Trust me. 🔥👇
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This happens to me way too often.
Apr 23
MY FUCKING ALARMS D I D N O T GO OFF THIS MORNING AND I AM COMPETELY FUCKED. @apple FUCKING FIX THIS. I MIGHT BE FIRED. I WOKE UP AND THE ALARMS WERE SILENTLY GOING OFF.
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Nothing, NOTHING beats playoff hockey
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i am NOT a cocomelon parent you’re going to sit down and watch all 115 of macklin’s 2025-2026 season points
Apr 22
From 1 to 115. 📈
We've got 46 straight minutes of Macklin Celebrini's points from this season.
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Swiff retweeted
Apr 22
Every dream gets its start somewhere.
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Apr 16
We only got like 10 new sentences left
Apr 15
Quadruple amputee cornhole pro Dayton Webber pictured with swastika scar days before gunning down pal trib.al/kstRXKX
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GODZILLA QUADRATIC EQUATION is gonna hit so hard
Apr 14
The first trailer for ‘GODZILLA MINUS ZERO’ has been released.
In theaters on November 6.
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🚨 BREAKING: Trump warns 'whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again' if Iran doesn't agree to deal to end war
ALT Trump Truth Social post warning Iran ahead of 8pm ET deadline.
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Absolutely savage
If you are looking for the final score, you can just google the year when the Leafs last won the Stanley Cup.
#GoKingsGo
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Swiff retweeted
Apr 6
Jack Hughes since the Olympics:
20 games
• 13 goals | 5th in NHL
• 23 assists | 1st in NHL
• 36 points | 1st in NHL
• 83 shots | 1st in NHL
• 148pt pace | 1st in NHL
Healthy Hughes and New Jersey is in the playoffs right now.
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Swiff retweeted
Mar 31
Damn them puppies so big he’s lucky she didn’t shoot em.
Mar 31
Secret double life of Kristi Noem's crossdressing husband Bryon: The pouting 'busty bimbo' photos and trove of explicit messages trib.al/bSrzpg7
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Mar 24
overheard in a starbucks just now:
“i just saw that movie about the sun dying”
“project hail mary?”
“hamnet”
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