Observation log of a historian from 2587.
Joined June 2008
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9 Sep 2023
The human eye compared to nebulas and galaxies.
A testament, perhaps, to the thought that there is a little universe in each one of us. ♥️
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Apr 25
Man @nanoleaf you’re the most frustrating fucking shit to set up! How is it 2026 and I can use only a 2.4 GHz connection for your crap to even turn up ffs!!!
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Jan 3
All the time
I’m grateful all the time
I’m sexy and I’m kind
I’m pretty when I cry
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25 Oct 2025
@XDevelopers @x @nikitabier @KettlebellDan @striedinger this is literally the shittiest possible experience on X. ☹️
Please let me open YouTube links on the YouTube app directly, please! 🙏
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25 Oct 2025
Made a short screen recording to show how absolutely terrible this UX is, please please please take a look and address it.
The ‘Open App’ button doesn’t work either.
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10 Oct 2025
Where the fuck is my Nobel peace prize for still pretending to be normal and not going on a rampage @NobelPrize
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14 Jan 2025
This is your bi-quarterly reminder that @WhatsApp is a shitfaced cockmaster, and that I cannot believe I was condemned to exist in the same sliver of humankind as it.
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12 Jan 2025
Cannot make this up.
I’m turning pages of one of my mom’s childhood books that sat on my shelf for my whole life but I never read.
Turns out, somebody wrote about me. Literally word for word. 2 decades before I was born.
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26 Nov 2024
Petition to @OxLanguages to make “parallely” a valid entry as this would make life much easier for everybody.
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