Beer, mostly.

Joined January 2009
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This is an obvious plug but Tasman in this case is, I think, a return to form for us on the West Coast front. I'd been overthinking them for a while. 2026 has been a massive pain in the arse so far on many fronts but working with Two Flints and HB&B was a delight.
Get your hands on our updated 10th Birthday Mixed with the first three birthday releases!! Only £50 for 12 beers this is available for a short time, so grab one before they’re gone! 12 cans • 6 different beers • Save £5.90 Available to buy now from our webshop
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Can we please stop pretending that Ofgem is here to protect consumers? It's here to protect the profits of big energy firms. Ofgem's advice this morning? Lock in to contracts. How about advising energy firms to temporarily reduce their £BN profits when wholesale prices increase?
Energy bills for typical household to rise by 13% to £1,862 a year from July, British regulator Ofgem says bbc.in/3PubPBw
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Slippy G as a post match pundit is just too perfect.
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This can’t be right. We lost by a big xG margin 😂😂😂
Mar 3
WHAT A WIN!!
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The push for Europe is on! 😄
Feb 27
A battling performance earns three points at Molineux 👊
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Grifting ungrifted by Grifty McGriftface.
Rather than sit in the Commons and be abused by a failing Prime Minister without any right of reply, I will join @TimesRadio live from 12pm to give my analysis.
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24 Dec 2025
Merry Christmas, one and all!
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Me receiving "pricing update" emails knowing without reading even them that whatever it is ain't going down.

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10 Nov 2025
We're crap this season so I'm not saying would make any difference whatsoever but we see this kind of thing week in, week out. What should've been a free kick on the edge of the box and a booking goes as a foul against. The ref is staring right at it too.
How was that given as a foul to Chelsea?😭😭😭 x.com/Jawilliams98/status/19…
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Back end of a 16 hour day sat in a hotel room with a cuppa finessing overdue copy with a 5am alarm set. I still consider getting to brew and write about beer an absolute privilege and keep telling myself it will eventually get easier 😂
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17 Oct 2025
Such an incredible evening hanging out with home brewers at @BeerChannel Love & Beer. Elusive turns 10 next year and, it sounds obvious now, but we’ll be inviting @lonbrew down to brew with us! Neither me or @themaltmiller Stiffo are members but it’s a lovely photo 😁
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Please vote for Honiton! :)
Team of the Week @CallyTownFC 1-0 Friday win v Camelford for unbeaten Pastymen @ElburtonVilla 12 Goals in a week, 6-2 & 6-1! @Hafc125 Double Win, 2-1 v Dobwalls & 1-0 at sticker @Honiton_Town_Fc Hippos celebrate first Home game with 4-0 win v Ilfracombe @swsportsnews
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Andy Parker retweeted
COLLABAGEDDON // We are thrilled to be one of the 12 breweries in the 8th Annual Collabageddon Mark the diary 📆 21 Nov 2025 Venues TBC Founded by our dear friend Andy Parker @elusivebrew to encourage give drinkers an amazing selection of beers to try More soon!
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22 Aug 2025
"Liquid Green – cutting through the myriad of new liquid hop aroma products" Just had new piece published by @BrewJournal on how we've used liquid hop products to drive up packaged yield. brewersjournal.info/liquid-g…
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15 Aug 2025
Don’t miss out!!
...... By default. But we'll take that! 80 "first pour" beers. The friendliest people. If you've been, you know. And if you haven't, then why the hell not? Come join us. (Friday Lunch Session low availability) #ISBFX #Tickets #DontMissOut share.google/HFDTlolSFA4Xt07…
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14 Aug 2025
One of my favourite days of the year tomorrow as we judge our birthday home brewing competition. Good luck if you've entered! Results will be posted from Elusive socials, probably around 5pm! :)
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Andy Parker retweeted
We’re live on @Crowdcube! Raising for the first time and we’re on a mission to shake up the snack aisle. If you’re up for supporting a bold new snack brand, and you’ve got a sec to check it out or even join us — I’d be massively grateful tinyurl.com/epbnydrf *Capital at risk
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Andy Parker retweeted
Huge thanks to our MP @CliveJonesMP for supporting us in seeking to improve access to our local market. @SIBANational's ongoing campaigning in this area is vital.
Wokingham is proudly home to premium independent brewers, such as @ElusiveBrew, who won Best IPA at the Champion Beer of Britain awards. But they need support. I questioned the Govt. on what is being done to ensure people in Wokingham can enjoy great local products in pubs.
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12 Jun 2025
Driving up the M40 at around 6am the other morning and the overhead signs start warning of a cyclist. Sure enough, a mile or two along was a bloke cycling full pelt up the hard shoulder (with a police escort). The mind boggles. How did he get on there? Where was he going?
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28 May 2025
FOUR hops, Jeremy?
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