Armchair thought leader. Tells everybody he's a pilot 🛩. Building an app for families (and extended family) with young kids - and it's launching soon 🐶

Joined April 2014
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I just remembered- for the first 8 years of my career, none of my programming jobs involved code reviews. I just shipped shit straight to production. How is the world did that even work?
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taquitos@macaw.social, seriousbusiness.bsky.social retweeted
13 Feb 2025
Replying to @sporadica
We have the most detailed and thorough knowledge of how things work in the universe than any humans who ever lived, it’s not even close, yet so many prefer to just believe some random set of facts they find convenient even if they don’t align with reality. It’s mind boggling.
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honored to be the person behind trump’s brand new hairstyle 🇺🇸❤️❤️
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Long shot- does anybody remember when Fabric.io made a blogpost about how Answers infrastructure was built? I’ve been trying to find that blog post but haven’t had any luck.
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Fully remote (US only) iOS role if anybody is left on this hell site. Oura is hiring a mid-level iOS engineer. wrkbl.ink/43MKE64 I've been here for a few months and I'm happy to chat with anybody who might be interested. Working for a european company has been wonderful.

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Do you remember when you joined Twiter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Fuck this X nonsense.
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You have a Vision Pro headset, I have Microwave Oven Robustness. We are not the same.
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taquitos@macaw.social, seriousbusiness.bsky.social retweeted
12 Feb 2024
Just like we drew it up.
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Don't let pride have you hungry with an empty fridge. If your relationship with your parents is good, and the logistics work, this is a fine option. Save money.
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Going to a birthday party and sorting through the cards we have. Does Apple still give these out? Also lol “and yes, I do get a friends and family discount”
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8 Feb 2024
No one tells you in higher up tech roles your job is basically to disagree with people and say no without making everyone upset so you'd better work on those people skills early
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This has to be the worst relationship take ever 🤨
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5 Feb 2024
Like Xcodes? Want to support its development? Xcodes is now using opencollective.com/xcodesapp to help ease the burden on costs. There is absolutely no requirement to support, Xcodes will run as it always has. Thanks in advance and thanks to everyone who has already contribued.
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Spot the IDE that's missing
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Apple dropping new languages on the weekend. pkl-lang.org/index.html

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This is very good
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My son is super into space. So we went to the local bookstore and picked up a planets book. Very strong start Waiiiit a second, you’re saying nobody is responsible for the content of this book? Ok, I wonder why?
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Wait, this Mars is also Red planet. It’s weather is also the same? Here we go, it’s clearer now: “The moon is larger than the moon, which makes it appear “smaller” than the moon”
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Not only can you buy this book in stores but it’s showing up on Barnes and Noble. I hate this timeline.
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