this is my beautiful daughter. when she was 13 she wanted 2 be called 'Keith'. I took this as just a phase and didn't rush out 2 get her a penis. Following week she wanted to be called 'wendy'. crisis averted! Her actual name is Lauren and she will absolutely back-up this story

The whole of the United Kingdom is hitting the streets tonight at 7pm following yet another invader attack on our people. It's time 🇬🇧

One of your officers has been receiving death threats? I don't think he has, mate.

There's no more accurate a metaphor for the West than slowly bleeding to death by the hand of barbarians while corrupt authorities tie our hands behind our back.

I can't help thinking that if the British Government brought the energy it has to prevent the "far right" from entering the country to preventing illegal immigrants from entering the country there might not be a "far right" in the first place.

Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come;thy will be done;on earth as it is in heaven.Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us.And lead us not into temptation;but deliver us from evil.For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, for ever and ever.Amen. God bless all 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

History made. We won ten out of ten seats, with overwhelming majorities in every single one. Great Yarmouth First, then we Restore Britain. A very special day.

They DEFINITELY stop transmission this time guys, I swear. Honest. Pinky promise. Protect granny.

I have never cared about a local election in my life. Now I find that a local election on the opposite coast from me is so consequential that my family's future depends on it. If Rupert loses in Great Yarmouth my house will be on the market within a fortnight. If Rupert wins Great Yarmouth with >35% I will believe we can really do this. It's the difference between us fleeing the UK and staying. And it's a local election that I can't even vote in.

Myth: "I only wear vegan fabrics. Better for the animals, better for the planet." Let's check in on Doris's annual contribution. Once a year, in late spring, Doris is sheared. The procedure takes approximately three minutes. Doris does not enjoy it. Doris does not, by any visible measure, suffer from it. Doris is, immediately afterwards, a noticeably more comfortable animal in the British summer. The fleece weighs approximately 3 kilograms. It is sold to the British Wool Marketing Board for, depending on the year, between £0.40 and £2.50 per kilogram. The shearing costs more than the wool fetches. Brian is shearing Doris at a loss. The wool is then: - Naturally flame-retardant - Naturally antibacterial - Moisture-wicking - Biodegradable - Renewable, annually - Carbon-storing while in use The replacement, in performance fabrics: - Polyester - Polyamide - Acrylic - Polypropylene - All petroleum-derived - All shedding microplastics on every wash - All requiring fossil fuel inputs to produce - All non-biodegradable, with a typical landfill lifespan of 200-500 years A single wash of a polyester fleece can release up to 700,000 microplastic fibres into the water system. These fibres are now in: every tested water source on earth, every tested human placenta, every tested rainfall sample, the deep ocean, the Arctic ice, and the lungs of marine mammals. A single wash of a wool jumper releases: nothing. The wool, when eventually disposed of, returns to soil within a few years. The fabric being marketed as the "ethical" alternative to wool is plastic. The plastic is "ethical" because nobody has been asked to slaughter the polymer. The polymer also has not been asked. Doris, by being a sheep on a fell, is producing the most thoroughly sustainable performance fabric humans have ever made. Brian is selling it at a loss. The fashion industry, meanwhile, is selling petroleum at a profit and calling it ethical. Reject plastic. Wear wool. Doris is, this morning, growing next year's batch.

🚨GROK SLAMS KEIR STARMER ⁦@KingBobIIV⁩ asked Grok to roast Keir Starmer and it did not disappoint Well done @grok Absolutely brilliant 👏

This is complete rubbish To criticise a religion is not racist. It's culturalist The difference ? you can choose one, not the other other Now, many of us prefer some cultures to others For example, I prefer a culture that does not permit Female Genital Mutilation, Child Marriage, Animal Torture, Total Humiliation of Women, and Execution of People from other Belief Systems, and which is not intent on World Domination Call me old-fashioned...

People keep saying that nobody knew it was a scamdemic back in 2020. I beg to differ. Quite a few of us knew long before. It was so obvious I wonder how people didn't know.

Imagine if the hundreds of thousands of British men that manage to travel all over the UK every weekend to scream at a ball, could make it to Dover and stop hundreds of thousands of men invading our shores? Are you not embarrassed what your ancestors will think? You're all invoking Alfred the Great, or Harold Godwinson, or Richard I, or Edward IV on your little podcasts, or with your ai images - but what are any of you doing? You think these blokes would keep coming if there was 10k men stood there telling them to fuck off?

I apologise for everything. JFK's assassination, world hunger, war in the Middle East, climate change, cost of living crisis, and what some other bloke said at the Bafta's who wasn't me. Happy now?

Who would you vote for if there was a general election tomorrow?

WHO WILL BE THE NEXT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UK?

Are you off your meds Andrew? Has your hair starch got in your frontal lobe? Hilary Jones is a Covid jab monster who has the blood of millions of vaccine-injured on his hands He should be in jail. Not on a TV sofa.

Who do you support?