Hacksaw Jim Duggan once pretended to strangle me.

Joined April 2009
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10 Jul 2018
🎶 It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie 🎶
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10 Sep 2024
September.
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They used to have a transfer window in American football too, but they closed it because of the draft.
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30 Jul 2024
NOT MUCH, 'SUP WITH YOU?
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Just voted. Turnout low and polling station staffed entirely by bewildered primary school children. Make of that what you will.
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My Etsy shop's now open with my jewellery collection: intricate casts of real flowers & nature finds & tiny wearable sculptures of British birds handmade by me in recycled silver. LIMITED spaces in my order book-once it's full I'll close my shop again: etsy.com/uk/shop/silverpebbl…
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Things are tough for small businesses at the moment and it’s really tough working out how to reach new customers. I would really appreciate it if you had a look at my gift shop (all original designs!) and gave this a like or RT. Thank you so much, pals. higglebees.etsy.com
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It’s out today! ‘Rewild’, by @mountainogre, illustrated by me. For ages 12 , but honestly I think this is a great book for all. We explain how we can help nature to help the planet, the importance of whale poo, beavers and how to encourage biodiversity in your own garden.
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18 Apr 2024
It's good to have hobbies.
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23 Dec 2016
🎶OO WAT FAAN IT OS TO RARD IN A ONE HOSE ORPHAN SLARGH🎶
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21 Dec 2013
I always find Jingle Bells quite upsetting because it reminds me of the time my Uncle Billy tragically lost his willy on the motorway.
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17 Apr 2015
🎶 Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying... 🎶
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A literal glow up for my Axolotl! Pre orders for the new lilac/glow in the dark version open now. doodlesbyben.com/shop/axolot…
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25 Sep 2023
... if you know what I mean.
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BREAKING NEWS: Police forget the word trousers.
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9 Sep 2023
Looks like I picked the wrong week to open my chunky knitwear and casserole emporium.
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9 Sep 2023
Looks like I picked the wrong day/week/lifetime to agree to help my friends move house.
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🎶 She wore an Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…
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12 Feb 2016
HITMAN: Who's the target? ME: [slides photo across table] HITMAN: You..want me to kill Shrek? ME: Not Shrek [taps photo] his talkative horse
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