I truly hope that the totally unnecessary Iran war, that is not a war, is truly over and peace is achieved. It’s been incredible that we beat Iran dozens of times and nearly made peace almost 40 times. It’s only cost upwards of $50 billion, probably more, part of which was spent bombing a children’s school. And now hundreds of billions more will be spent to build more weapons to replace all the weapons and ammunition we used in the Iran war that is not a war. Americans should be grateful to have spent so much of their own money on high gas prices and inflation caused by the war that is not a war that we won dozens of times and almost have had a peace deal for the 40th time. The noble purpose of this war that is not a war was to free the Iranian people, who have not been freed, from a regime that needed changed and still remains in place. And most importantly of all things is Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon so that is why we will most likely not be removing the enriched uranium from the facilities buried deep underground that we bombed before and Iran rebuilt because they we bombed them again and it’s too hard to reach even though we are the best and the only ones who could do it. And the world should be thankful that because this peace deal is almost done for the 40th time, the Strait of Hormuz will now be re-opened just as it was before the war that is not a war. Most importantly, there will be a $300 billion dollar Iran rebuilding fund that certain super duper special people can donate to and most likely be awarded contracts so they can become even richer and more elite than they already are all to make Iran great again after we bombed them in the war that is not a war. All of this would never be possible without the Peace President, whom established the Board of Peace and appointed himself the head of the board without term limits, right before he waged the Iran war that is not a war. Now that he is on the verge of securing peace for the 40th time after defeating Iran dozens of times, he must be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize! And of course special mention must be made for our greatest ally who never wants peace, continues bombing killing children daily, and is furious that there is now almost a peace deal. Thankfully their fury at Trump’s audacity to almost make peace is being made known to the American people by their highly funded and most loyal foreign agents, I mean supporters, social media personalities, and Fox News hosts. And even though they now vigorously criticize the President and disagree with him, they are not called traitors because you only get called a traitor if you go against him on the Epstein files because they are all totally ok with rapists and pedophiles. But alas, our good friend and greatest ally, should not be too upset, as they are soon to be rewarded with a gift far greater than the nuclear material they stole from our country years ago. Our very own elected leaders in Congress are going to fuse our own military intelligence and tech with theirs and throw in lots of other goodies that the American people will never be able to undo and do not support in the first place. This will surely enable our greatest ally to be even more lethal than it already is as it kills countless innocent children and innocent people, imprisons them and rapes and tortures its prisoners, all with a free pass because AIPAC donations steadily flow and Genesis says that you will be cursed if you don’t go along with everything they do even though Genesis wasn’t really talking about our greatest ally. In conclusion, congratulations to all for almost achieving peace to the war that is not a war, spending hundreds of billions of U.S. tax dollars again for another foreign war, special mention goes to the real insiders who have gamed the market with massive profits from inside information and shout out to friends and family landing highly coveted Gov contracts. This is what winning looks like you losers!

Reagan is rolling over in his grave. Iran’s nuclear ambitions were not curbed, and they have learned that threatening the Strait of Hormuz works and will undoubtedly leverage it in the future. Now, Iran gets to build brand-new infrastructure under this deal. Before the war, the strait was open, Iran was being crushed by sanctions, and 13 service members were still alive. Now, 13 Americans are dead, families have paid billions at the pump, sanctions will be lifted, and the bombing has stopped. This is the worst foreign policy blunder in decades.

Reporter: You said you don’t mind Iran having ballistic missiles? Trump: I'm saying if other countries have them, it's a little bit unfair for them to not have some.

Love it when the idiots fight with each other

Well, it’s a pretty safe bet that Trump’s a diabetic.

Elon Musk could buy every human on Earth a pack of razors and still be $800 billion dollars richer than the 2nd richest person alive. Billionaires have trained you to hate your neighbors instead of them!

BRAZIL’S LULA: TRUMP TALKS TOO MUCH AND LISTENS LITTLE

RT @xtinemarx: the conservative mind can’t fathom the concept of boston massachusetts

Nobody knows what it is but it’s provocative

On this date in 2008 and 2024, the Boston Celtics won their 17th and 18th NBA championships, respectively. Boston's 18 titles are the most in NBA history ☘️

It’s no different than people who save up their money for that one Disney trip or a cruise

If you expect a major US city to be exactly the same as a fiction movie from 1999 make sure you donate your brain to science

Can he afford them?

Denying medicine and science in the 21st century has consequences

NEW: The White House South Lawn will undergo a yearlong restoration after UFC Freedom 250, backed by a $1 million donation from ScottsMiracle-Gro.

Go to Martha’s Vineyard!

Because Trump owns the MLB? Why are you even on twitter

Red Sox fans: “FSG is worth $14 billion. Can we please have a competitive roster?” FSG:

I’m dead

🫨 Idc about these people but even im surprised