Senior Distinguished Technologist at Hewlett Packard Enterprise. Working on Data Platforms. Formerly, founder of Ampool (acquired by HPE).

Joined April 2010
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Milind Bhandarkar retweeted
8 May 2023
📢Announcing #Prestocon Day schedule! Check it out! 📢 prestoconday2023.sched.com

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Met a founder/CEO yesterday who was pitching their data platform. Founder: With our data platform, most microservices would be just SQL queries. Me: Ha! So, you read what @josh_wills wrote. And, get this… Founder: No, who is @josh_wills ? Me: how’s this possible? 🧐
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Milind Bhandarkar retweeted
16 Jun 2022
At #HPEDiscover 2022 (June 28-30), four industry leaders will participate in a CXO forum focused on the adoption of forward-looking technologies. VP & GM of #HPE Ezmeral, Mohan Rajagopalan, gives us a sneak peek: hpe.to/6012zjx0g #ML #AI #datascience #analytics

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Hmmm. I witnessed the renaming of Hadoop World to Strata Data & Hadoop Summit to Data Summit (or something). What’s Confluent trying to tell us here?
30 May 2022
Hey Y'all, it's time to submit your Kafka Summit^H^H^H^H^HCurrent presentations! They've also got this cool office hours thing to help speakers be successful. More details on all this stuff here: confluent.io/blog/how-to-be-… And here: currentevent.io/
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Seconded. Name of the event: LTE (aka Reverse ETL) 😄
Event proposal: top data eng shitposters on Twitter, in a room, apps/drinks, $200 donation to a nonprofit TBD per head, no recording equipment allowed.
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Database twitter is the best twitter. Elon may not agree, but that’s worth spending $44B on 😄
Replying to @pbailis
No. Just that I remain older than @joe_hellerstein and he remains older than @pbailis. That's a lifetime commitment.
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Probably the best comedy scenes in all of Indian cinema.
9 May 2022
this was my multiverse of madness
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You should attend HPE Discover 22, not only for Janet Jackson, but also to hear me talk about what we have been working on, since @AmpoolIO acquisition 😄
5 May 2022
We’ve missed seeing you live at the Edge-to-Cloud conference … so much so, that we’re throwing a big celebration featuring one of the most iconic, innovative entertainers in our lifetime- Janet Jackson! And it’s “All for you”, our #HPEDiscover attendees. hpe.com/discover/2022
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Milind Bhandarkar retweeted
4 Apr 2022
Announcing the grand opening of our @HPE Houston headquarters! The custom-designed facility reimagines workspaces around our Edge-to-Office vision, empowering team members with the benefits of flexible, hybrid work. View new video, photos and infographic: hpe.com/us/en/newsroom/about…
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Ha ha! Curl & sudo bash! That's the way to patch vulnerabilities 😆
I am sure this is exactly what @_a__w_ did when he was patching for log4j @ZededaEdge Right? RIGHT?
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Two pizza teams is so ambiguous, without mentioning the small-medium-large-extra large size, and kind, like thin crust/Chicago style deep dish. 😄
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Milind Bhandarkar retweeted
The crisis in the Ukraine is devastating. @HPE is working hard to support and protect team members and partners in the area through this incredibly challenging time. To our teams and customers in Eastern Europe, we are here for you and united in prayers for you and your families.
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Signs of the times. In my time (85-89), Apogee used to be a showcase of our undergraduate academic projects, and research papers. Now, there is a startup showcase and pitches like shark tank.
Building a startup isn’t easy. How about being mentored by industry experts and getting a chance to pitch your startup to a panel? Entrepreneurship Conclave, APOGEE 2022 has partnered with some leading incubation centres in the country, to help startups in the best way possible!
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Finished reading the first book of 2022. Amazing read! Life’s Edge by Carl Zimmer. From Macro (when is a human considered dead) to Micro (are virii alive). Biology, Chemistry, and Philosophy combined. 1in22 of my #22in22 resolution. amazon.com/dp/0593182715/ref…
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The best minds of my generation are solving pointless wordle. 😄
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Learnt a lot about metadata space from @suresh_m_s a couple of days ago. Brilliant what he is doing with @OpenMetadata. @shirshanka and @OpenLineage, when can we talk?
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Milind Bhandarkar retweeted
As the year comes to a close, I want to thank all @HPE team members around the world for all we have accomplished together. I hope you take time this holiday season to celebrate with family and friends, relax and recharge. I am confident that 2022 will be an incredible year!
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