Happiness is a wet nose. Or a dark, filthy, twisted techno beat.........
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29 Dec 2021
Yes I'm 45, yes I have a Minions Fart Gun....(turn the volume up if you are as childish as I am..)😂😂😂
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We do love a sandwich-themed post on here don’t we..
I’ve been lauded and castigated in equal measure, but it’s good to know that these things matter in the world.
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This is my best recording so far. I love making music. I hope you enjoy the song!!
The Doctor - Apple #asmr #music youtube.com/shorts/4FNknbUg_… via @YouTube
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Is this true!? Even considering, well... Steve?
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Nursery manager. The past 18 years I've seen so many babies take their first steps and not said anything to their parents apart from "I think they're so close to walking!" Then I act all surprised when they report that their little one finally took their first steps at home.
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I have this book in route....
looking forward to reading it.
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I’ll be playing two intimate warm-up shows this July ahead of my sold out show at Castlefield Bowl.
Leeds Stylus - 6th July
O2 Academy Liverpool - 7th July
Pre-order ‘The Age Of Everything’ from the official album store for access to the exclusive fan presale.
Presale: Wednesday 17 June, 10am BST
General sale: Friday 19 June, 10am BST
johnnymarr.tmstor.es/the-age…
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Felixstowe was actually named after the local's habit of storing cat food away.
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Wild ponies have roamed Dartmoor for over 4000 years and this government wants to cull up to 9 out of 10 of them.
Utter cunts 😡
Row over potential cull of endangered hill ponies on Dartmoor
itv.com/news/westcountry/202…
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Aladdin’s taking up two spaces in Tesco 🤣🤷🏼♂️
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All Beatles tunes today, playing some with harmonised guitar,hard to do with 1 guitar 😂,but I play along to song twice,lower part 1st then higher part Birthday is straightforward,& great fun to play,but my favourite,And Your Bird Can Sing,a bit trickier,but worth the effort🎸👍
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@_llmac I can really see our friend doing this 😂😂
When draining the vegetables in the kitchen, I serenade them with the lyrics "I want to drain you like a sieve" to the tune of Praise You by Fatboy Slim.
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