I like chips with onion vinegar, privacy, freedom and my kids. In that order. Oh, and @techywife.
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Paul Grimshaw retweeted
11 Jul 2024
Labour was the only UK-wide party that benefitted from First Past the Post in 2024. Explore the results in our General Election dashboard election2024.electoral-refor…
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It increasingly winds me up no end that my wife goes into the kitchen, turns on the hot tap to wash a single plate, which fires-up the combi boiler, but she's finished washing the plate before the hot water comes through to the tap.
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Paul Grimshaw retweeted
4 May 2023
“Greeters” are rocking up outside polling stations to tell voters not to bother going in if they don’t have ID. If the voters turn away THEN and don’t even TRY to vote, they’re not counted as having been rejected and the govt can pretend fewer people were disenfranchised…
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Paul Grimshaw retweeted
30 Mar 2023
The UK Treasury is offering £57,000 (~$71,000) for its Head of Cyber Security. Seems…a little low.
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Paul Grimshaw retweeted
11 Feb 2023
Head of #Cyber Security for the Ministry of Defence: £54,440
Manager at Aldi: £54,900
Less stress, less responsibility, more money. Still wondering why the UK's defences are weak?!
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Paul Grimshaw retweeted
7 Feb 2023
Very very proud to say that we took home two #GRAMMYs for ((Alternative music album))((Alternative music performance)) 😈😈 Thanks everyone for your support along the way ❤️🔥🥹 This is immense. 😳 what a magical evening🥲✨ @RecordingAcad
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Paul Grimshaw retweeted
Wish for miracles? 🇺🇦 create them themselves.
Want faith, hope? Both have been in the army for a long time.
Want light? It's in each of us.
Today it's only one wish.
It'll come true not by a miracle, but our work. Fight. Mutual aid. Humanity.
Happy New Year! Year of our victory
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1 Dec 2022
@SW_Help why are these platform 2 loos still blocked, literally weeks later? Oh, and go to platform 3 to find doors locked..? 😡 #brockenhurst
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Paul Grimshaw retweeted
30 Nov 2022
The Christmas window is IN! But just as I was finishing it, the train has inexplicably stopped working so the maintenance team are on it and a replacement bus service is in place. Our annual love letter to #Uxbridge Town.
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20 Aug 2022
Lovely place #paris, but the public toilettes are trash. 2-3 minutes per person in and out for freebie autos with queues for 30 mins, or two euros for ‘luxury’ loos which are not very luxury, or quick. Pun fully intended, pretty crap.
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Paul Grimshaw retweeted
15 Apr 2022
So today we found out that our debut album has placed at number one in the UK album charts!! It’s been such an unexpected journey for us hobbits so to find our shmalbum at number 1 is incredible!! We are lost for words and left feeling like we’re wearing our mums high heels 👠🥹
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Paul Grimshaw retweeted
"Do senior devs still have to look up stuff on StackOverflow?"
Gentle reader, I have gone to StackOverflow to read answers that I wrote about behavior that I myself designed and implemented.
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Paul Grimshaw retweeted
13 Jan 2022
If you’re not actively debugging something in a separate window are you even really attending the meeting?
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