๐Ÿ˜ƒ Meant in the nicest possible way by the way - just a little joke

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May 14
this diva
Catherine West now on Radio 4 saying Keir Starmer could win a leadership election and not ruling out voting for him
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May 14
a gary neville mayoral campaign on top of everything else? we are eating good this summer
NEW: Leadership timelines: ** There is no contest at the moment, and will not be until 81 names are submitted to the NEC ** Wes Streeting has specifically asked for a long contest, that allows Andy Burnham to stand. ** If this happens, this is likely to mean it concludes around conference at the end of September ** In the first instance, No10 likely to emphasise there is no contest underway. But if it formally begins, will No10 press for a quicker resolution - the PM could make the argument it's in the national interest to get this over with. ** Andy Burnham could forward with a constituency name today; if he triggers the contest, then nominations would have to stay open for 6/7 weeks while he gets an MP - if he wins the vote ** Some NEC members want Team Burnham to put forward a plan for the Manchester Metro Mayor job that doesn't involve installing a sitting MP. Gary Neville is a name that some talk about, but I'm told he may not have been approaches so could be utterly wishful thinking.
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May 11
on nights like this it's a travesty that they destroyed twitter
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May 11
we should be watching a catherine west masterclass and it's buried under 6 feet of slop
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May 11
my official prediction: - they can't get burnham into parliament in time - ed miliband only soft left candidate left standing - 50 years of marxism-leninism-milibandism
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Feb 6
if peter mandelson goes to jail and ed miliband becomes PM after all these years... i may permit myself to lib out briefly
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Feb 6
if we're gonna have a pathetic triangulating labour pm, it should be Him
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Ed retweeted
Greta Thunberg is a hero. She could have made a very comfortable life making Macronic & Obamic platitudes sharing a stage with the likes of von der Leyen, but she went the opposite difficult path speaking truth to power and showing up the liberal establishment for what it is
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20 Sep 2025
just been fired from Your Party Ltd because i won't stop suggesting a Conclave to solve all this
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20 Sep 2025
it started as a joke, but the people are beginning to demand a conclave..
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20 Sep 2025
i wish clueless idiots like this would stop weighing in on my efforts to re-woo my ex wife
hard to see how anything constructive can ever come out of this now if both sides are taking legal action against one another...
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18 Sep 2025
while i'm briefly back on twitter i've got something to get off my chest. a lot of left wing chelsea, man utd, arsenal supporters hate liverpool because they're the most obviously sympathetic big 6 club and they resent that
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18 Sep 2025
i say "a lot". there's maybe 30 of these people in the world, but they all think like this
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18 Sep 2025
.@NewLeftReview so what's the verdict then
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18 Sep 2025
people will say i'm "brainwashed" but joining the greens under zack polanski has given me genuine hope for the future and also massive tits
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18 Sep 2025
Here's how Corbyn can still become Prime Minister by the end of 2026: ๐Ÿงต1/17
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well, i'd like to see The Parliamentary Left fails to capitalise on THIS widespread enthusiasm for leftist alternatives to the present system! *The Parliamentary Left fails to capitalise on the widespread enthusiasm for leftist alternatives easily* ah! well. nevertheless,
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18 Sep 2025
i also sent out an email this morning inviting everyone to my party but no one has replied or even commented on it. sick of this factional bullshit tearing us apart
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Urgent message to all yourparty.uk supporters
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18 Sep 2025
when the 10-page article with the full inside story of the project so far (informed by various internal documents, minutes, etc and the full Organising Committee WhatsApp chat archives) is about to become a 20-page article (informed by even more internal documents, minutes, etc
annoyingly i was just putting the finishing touches to a 10-page article with the full inside story of the project so far (informed by various internal documents, minutes, etc and the full Organising Committee WhatsApp chat archives), and now i may have to rewrite half of it
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