i tell jokes some sports | Gary, IN📍CT **opens twitter** let’s see what they mad about today 🐻⬇️
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Lamar Jackson in the FIRST HALF:
🏆 12/14
🏆 255 passing yards
🏆 3 passing TDs
🏆 158.3 PERFECT passer rating
I love “QUARTERBACKY” is trending
@MonseBolanos sup?
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What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!
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Jun 13
The 2012 Chicago Bulls do their best Stacey King impressions for a Comcast Sportsnet commercial. 😭
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Remember when Republicans said Obama wearing a tan suit was unpresidential —
they literally have a sign that says “Circus” on the front lawn 😂
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Take this down
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Somebody have the Avengers on standby in the streets of NY
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Touch him and see what happens
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LeBron would’ve gave him the reins too.. stack championships, build your legacy and take over later but I get it
Just still hurts @KyrieIrving 😩😂
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this nigga a completely different person since he tried to son Caleb 😭
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Looking better than Jordan Love
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Jun 12
Elon Musk Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2026: $1.1 trillion
Jeff Bezos Wealth
2012: $18.4 billion
2026: $262 billion
Mark Zuckerberg Wealth
2012: $17.5 billion
2026: $202 billion
Tipped Minimum Wage
1991: $2.13 an hour
2026: $2.13 an hour
5 words: Tax oligarchs out of existence.
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There’s something in the water.. everybody on this team can drop bombs 🔥🔥🔥
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If I’m the Lakers and I’m building a team — Austin Reaves isn’t a priority
He is the same type as Luka: ball dominant scorer, who does not contribute defensively
Unless he’s coming off the bench to supplement Luka.. a sign and trade if possible but he’s just not worth it
Jun 12
The Nets are expected to offer Austin Reaves a four-year, $178.5 million contract, per @DanWoikeSports.
The Pistons and Hawks are among the teams that can create cap space and make competitive offers for Reaves.
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Right wing propaganda is some of the coldest shit I’ve ever seen.
Jun 11
Chicago Bears legend Brian Urlacher spoke out against Illinois Democrats for giving billions of dollars to illegal immigrants, while the Bears now plan to move to Indiana because Illinois failed to pass a tax relief and stadium incentive bill.
"They just don't care."
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Jun 12
Isiah Thomas on former NBA players holding LeBron out of the top 5 players of all time:
“Guys are jealous, they get envious…. They intentionally ignore the obvious. When you intentionally ignore the obvious it has to come back to jealousy, envy, or straight up BS. This man got every basketball record on the books, if he ain’t in your top 5, you’re full of sh*t”
(via @RunItBackFDTV, h/t @NBA__Courtside)
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Jun 12
10 years ago today...
Jun 12
"What did Klay say?"
10 years ago today, LeBron's laugh & response to Klay saying "I guess his feelings just got hurt"
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tf you make me think about this 😂
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